1. You have a cat named Iggy and a dog named Cloe.

2. You speak in "Gooberish."

3. Your bedroom is decorated with black balloons and irises.

4. You honestly believe that John Rzeznik is your soulmate.

5. You get together with your friends and have "Goo Goo Dolls Days."

6. You are considering moving to Buffalo.

7. You're flipping through the radio stations, and you recognize a Goo song by just one note.

8. You buy extra copies of all their CDS, you know, "just in case."

9. You treat people named John, Robby, or Mike with special attention.

10. You get very angry when someone spells it "Rzeznick."

11. You tape every single one of their television appearances, and know everything they say by heart.

12. You recite the above mentioned interviews on a regular basis.

13. You sulk in your room for 3 days when you find out they're not coming near you on their tour.

14. You stalk anyone that bares a slight resemblence to John, Robby or Mike.

15. You ask your friends to refer to you as:
(a) if you're a guy, the "Boy Named Goo."
(b) if you're a girl, the "Dizzied Up Girl."

16. The people at the CD store know you buy name, and immediatly inform you of any new Gooey items in the store.

17. You're in a crowd of people and someone mentions the Goos, and everyone turns to look at you.

18. You've chosen a Goo song as you're very own "theme song."

19. You sing it this way: "She's into superstition/black cats and GOO GOO DOLLS."

20. You're planning on getting "The Dream" tattooed on your arm.

21. You've done school projects on the Goos.

22. ...In Math class.

23. When no one else is around to hear, you talk to them. (Because, deep down, you "just know they can hear you.")

24. You throw a party on the anniversary of your first Goo concert.

25. You have a GGD song stuck in your head at all times.

26. You skip school to see them on Regis & Kathie Lee.

27. If someone you know (or even someone you don't know) is singing Goo and they mess up the words, you make them write it out the right way 100 times.

28. You sent in 500+ entries for the VH1 Backyard BBQ.

29. You figure out how many degrees of separation away from them you are.

30. You get your hair cut and styled just like Johnny's.

31. ...Even if you're a girl.

32. You're still counting *up* from the GGD concert.

33. You ask the Ouija board if you'll ever get to meet the Goos.

34. ...When it answers, "No," you throw it out the window.

35. Anyone wearing a Goo Goo Dolls t-shirt is your new best friend.

36. Your parents know all the words to their songs.

37. You dream of being "May" in the Slide video.

38. Any band that is praised by the Goos suddenly starts sounding very good to you.

39. You're constantly wondering what they're doing at this very moment...

40. You just somehow *know* when they're on the radio, TV, etc.

41. You draw pictures of them.

42. You write stories about them.

43. You write letters to them, even though you know you'll never send them. (Ode to Name)

44. They make appearances in your dreams almost every night.

45. You wish they would make appearances in your dreams *every* night.

46. Every time one of their videos comes on TV, you tape it, even though you already have it taped about 40 times.

47. When people sign your school yearbook, you notice that every single comment mentions the Goos in some way.

48. You lived outside Ticketmaster for 3 days before tickets for the concert went on sale.

49. You wish you could go back in time and meet them before anyone else knew about them.

50. ...Even though you would've been 3 years old at the time.

51. If someone says a Goo lyric without intending it, you reply with the next line in the song. (e.g. if someone says, "Take your time," you say, "Move yourself to me.")

52. Even your teachers know about your love for Goo.

53. Everytime their picture comes out in a magazine, it takes you 4 hours to redecorate your room.

54. When one of their videos comes on the TV, your phone starts ringing cuz you've got all your friends trained to alert you of these things.

55. You took up guitar just so you'd have something to say to John when you met him.

56. You look in your phone book to see if there are any Takacs, Rzezniks or Malilins.

57. The above mentioned are on your speed dial list.

58. The above mentioned have your number blocked.

59. You make up pet names for each member of the band.

60. You get offended when someone says "Goo Goo Dolls" is a dumb band name.

61. ...Even when it's a band member himself.

62. You know all kinds of Goo trivia. (e.g. the total radio air time of songs off Dizzy up the Girl is equivilant to over seven straight years.)

63. You break your guitar tuner trying to play Iris.

64. You fantasize about the day you'll actually get to carry on a conversation with them.

65. You cried during Biorhythm and Behind the Music.

66. You know all the American shows that the Goos have been on, even though you're Canadian. (and vice versa)

67. You rushed out and saw City of Angels after hearing Iris.

68. You rushed out and bought the soundtrack after seeing City of Angels.

69. You recognize a Goo CD through that little window on a Discman, while it's spinning.

70. You wear your Goo Goo Dolls t-shirt at least 6 times a week.

71. You start a band so that one day, you can present them their award at the Grammys.

72. ...Even if they aren't nominated.

73. You manage to relate anything back to them in some way.

74. The guy at school whose nickname is "Gooey" is just oh-so-cool.

75. Whenever a friend has a birthday, you buy them a Goo CD.

76. You are writing a book about them.

77. You love Johnny's pants on the back of the Superstar Car Wash CD.

78. You dress up as one of them for Halloween.

79. You became an avid 90210 fan after you found out the Goos were on the show.

80. ...Once.

81. ...Three years ago.

82. You find out your hard drive is full cuz you saved every Gooey thing you laid eyes on.

83. You sing Slide at the top of your lungs when it comes on the radio at the mall, despite all the weird looks you get.

84. You never leave home without at least one of their CDs.

85. You had your concert tickets framed.

86. You accidentally type "Goo" instead of similar words, like "go," "too," and "good."

87. You've memorized the Name story.

88. You love them for all their faults.

89. You spell out their names when you eat Alphagetti. (Alphabits work too.)

90. ...And you get mad when there aren't enough Zs to spell Rzeznik.

91. ...You're planning on contacting the company about this problem.

92. If you're shopping and you see something you think they'll like, you buy it.

93. You keep a tape in your VCR at all times, just in case they make a surprize television appearance.

94. The "G" and "O" keys on your keyboard are visibly worn.

95. It depresses you to know that the Goos are somewhere out there, and you're not with them.

96. You read their horoscopes.

97. You wake up at 4 AM to see the premiere of their new video.

98. You throw a party on John, Robby, and Mike's birthdays.

99. You freak out every time one of their songs comes on the radio, even though you have the CD.

100. A tear of pride comes to your eye when you realize you can relate to all of these reasons.