If Women Ruled The World
Women with cold hands would
give men
prostate exams
PMS would be a legitimate
defense in
court
Men would get regulations for
sleeping
around
Single bars would have metal
detectors
to weed out men hiding wedding rings in
their pocket
A man would no longer be
considered a
"good catch" simply because he's
breathing
Few women would be dieting
because
their ideal weight standard would
increase by 30 pounds
Shopping would be considered an
aerobic activity!
"MS" magazine would have an
annual
swim suit issue featuring scantly clad
male models
Men would not be allowed to eat
gas
producing foods within two hours of bed
time
Men would be secretaries for
female
bosses and work twice as hard for none
of the credit!
Little girls would read, "Snow
White
and the Seven Hunks"
Men would bring drinks, chips
and dip
to women watching soap operas
Men would have to get Playboy
for the
articles because there would be no
pictures
Men would learn phrases like,
"I am
sorry" "I love you" "you are
beautiful"and "of course you don't look
fat in that outfit!!"
Men would be judged entirely by
their
looks, women by their accomplishments
Men would sit around and wonder
what
WE are thinking
Men would pay as much attention
to
their women as to their car
All toilet seats would be
nailed
down
Men would work on relationships
as
much as they work on their professions
TV news segments on sports
would never
run longer than one minute
All men would be forced to
spend one
month on a PMS simulator
During mid life crisis, men
would get
hot flashes and women would date
nineteen year olds
Overweight men would have their
weight
brought to their attention
constantly
After a baby is born, men would
take a
six weeks paternity leave to wait on
their wives hand and foot
For basic training, soldiers
would
have to take care of a two year old for
six weeks
~ Anonymous ~
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