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::begins with Louis de Pointe du Lac looking grim and holding a bottle of Pantine Pro V, running his hands through his glistening hair:: Louis: You know, I have to live with this hair for all eternity and I want it to look good. You see, catching mortals is much easier if I have shiny, managable hair to entice them with. That's why I use Pantine Pro V for vampires. It's easy on your never-aging hair and gives it a shine like the day you were made. Even Lestat envies my hair. ::laugh:: He only uses Loreal. ::Xelloss pops in with another bottle in his hands:: And for those demons out there who aren't Vampires, there's Pantine Pro V for Mazoku. Guaranteed to give back that perfect luster in just 5 minutes. And, for you Mazoku with no hair at all there's Pantine Pro V Hair restorer. Gaav: How do you think I got these lovely eyebrows ::close-up on eyebrows:: and these hairy legs ::close-up on the hairy legs(::barf::):: and this hairy--- ::zooms in on the hairy--:: Xelloss: Ok NO Gaav ::violent slashing motion across his throat with his eyes bulging out of his head:: Some of our viewers are only a century old!!! Louis: ::raise eyebrow:: um... riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight... well anyway, if we're still on the air, please get your hands on some Vampire/Mazoku Pantine Pro V. |