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===Insert commercial/shameless plug here=== ::clips play from episode 17 of NEXT:: Xelloss: Hi, I'm Xelloss Metallium. You know, it takes a nice body to pull off an outfit like that one. ::a picture of Xelloss in that kawaii Chinese dress and the feathery fan appears on screen:: Yes...THAT outfit. ::pause:: Anyway, many of you are probably wondering how I got my legs so silky and smooth. The answer is simple: ::a bottle materializes in his hands:: new NairŪ for Mazoku! It has the delicious scent of negative emotions and works in just three minutes! Here are some satified customers: ::A hairless Beastmaster in her wolf form growls on screen:: Zelas: Xelloss...did you put that NairŪ crap in my tub AGAIN?! Xelloss: ::laughs nervously:: uh...heh heh...CUT TAPE! ::A pair of shiny, smooth legs appear before the screen, moving around seductively. The camera zooms out and it's Gaav in the sailor fuku from the Slayers TRY eyecatch...you know the one...:: Gaav: You know, I didn't exactly look my best during that TRY photo shoot for the eyecatch...but now I can do drag in style, because I've discovered new NairŪ for Mazoku. ::inhales deeply:: And can't you just smell that sweet scent of pain and suffereing...aahh.. Xelloss: ::appears after barfing offscreen:: uum...go buy NairŪ! ::faints:: Announcer: If you liked NairŪ for Mazoku, then try new NairŪ Facial Care for Mazoku! Get rid of unwanted facial hair with a clean, depressing scent! Xelloss: ::holds a bottle of NairŪ:: Guess it's time for you to finally get rid of those outlandish eyebrows, eh, Gaav? Gaav: Shut up, smartass. Announcer: Warning: not for mortals or Ryuuzoku use. ::Filia in her dragon form is shown running in circles with her hands (paws?) on her face and screaming:: Filia: It burns! It burns! ===End commercial/shameless plug here=== |