[DICLAIMER]~This is a true one-on-one interview between Vic Price and Stone Cold. This is not a roleplay and is not ment to count as one. You can refer to this interview in your own roleplays. If you wish to do an interview with us please email one of us or use yahoo messenger. Thanks.
Vic Price: OK im here in the lobby where i am going to do a one on one interview with Stone Cold Steve Austin.
Vic Price: wait someone is knocking on the door I think it is austin
Vic Price: "Come in"
Austin: hey jackass, i thought id bring some dam beer,does your ass want one...
Vic Price: No thnx
Austin: well that means more for me
Vic Price: any ways that is your chair rite there
Austin: oh does it have my name on it too
Vic Price: ok its me Vic Price interviewing Stone Cold Steve Austin lets begin
Austin: lets begin then jackass
Vic Price: Ok What are your thoughts on the remarks that Deadcell made against you?
Austin: well that jackass is nothing to stone cold steve austin, he can come out here run his mouth but lets get one thing clear stone colds going to open a can of whoopass and kick his scrawny ass!!!
Vic Price: ok What are your thoughts on Kurt Angle and his remarks towards you as well?
Austin: well let me tell you about that jackass he seems to think hes untouchable running around backstage with his gold medals...oh look my names kurt angle i love milk and i have gold medals..well ive had better medals from a dam cereal box
Vic Price: Well I This match was talked over by me VP and Owner of ww2k2 James Rollins,and This thursday witch is the first card you will go one-on-one with Kurt Angle!! What are your thoughts there and what do you exspect to come out of it?
Austin: well i will come out from it no different but kurt on the other hand, well hell be coming out a lot worse than he came into the dam match thats for sure...
Vic Price: What do u think about this federation?
Austin: Well when i first came to the fed i just new straight away this is the one for stone cold, the one where i can raise 100% hell and noone can stop me not even the dam owner
Vic Price: (Vic Price begins to get a stuffy throut clog) Can I have a beer Austin?
Austin: yeah here ya go!!1
Vic Price: Thank you (Vic Opens the beer and takes a swig only to notice that austin is staring and laughing at Vic)
Austin: hahahaha
Vic Price: "What is it?"
Austin: well stone cold went hunting and well its deer's piss
Vic Price: (OH MY GOD YOUR KIDDING RITE?
Austin: hhahaha what you think
Vic Price: IT SMELLS LIKE IT.)
Austin: taste like it?
Vic Price: (VIC SPITS THE *BEVERAGE* ON THE WALL AND PUKES ON AUSTIN'S BOOTS) Vic Price: Sorry
Austin: Youd better lick them clean jackass
Vic Price: Please dont do anything!! I am not licking your boots!That is sick.
Austin: your dam right its sick its your sick come on carry on with the interview jackass
Vic Price: ok sorry.
Austin: WHAT!!!!
Vic Price: but sir I....
Austin: WHAT,Did stone cold tell you to carry on then do it
Vic Price: ok WELL I HAVE SIGNED YET ANOTHER SUPERSTAR AND HE GOES BY THE NAME MR.EXTREME AND HE SAYS THAT HE IS READY FOR YOU!!!!!What do you have to say on that matter?
Austin: hahaha
Vic Price: What is so funny?
Austin: MR EXTREME.. ive seen more meat on an x-ray
Vic Price: (Vic turns his head to the side and mumbles something....) Vic Price: ..........
Austin: WHAT!!!!!!!!
Vic Price: ............... Never mind Austin! You know you should have alot more respect for me,after all i am the VP.
Austin: NOPE...i couldnt give a monkeys crap if you was the dam queen you dont get respect jackass you earn it
Vic Price: Well have you prepared for the shooting of your new WW2K2 promo?
Austin: yeh i got my 6 pack of bud id say im prepared
AustinI've got this Miller here if you'd like some?
Vic Price: NO
Vic Price: ok Well what do u think smackdown?
Vic Price: Rate smackdown as far as u can guess. 1-10
Austin: 1
Vic Price: o........k......,and Trish Stratus
Austin: well shes my manager what you want to know bout her
Vic Price: When will we hear from her again?
Austin: soon
Vic Price: Hold on a min.....yeah......ok......My sources tell me that The first card is up for smackdown,and that they want you stone cold to go to the locker room areas and read the messege board. So I guess this interview is over?
Vic Price: Well im Vic Price (Vice President) saying enjoy the show,and I have alot of work to do too.
Austin: well go do it