Touchy subject rating: unrated
Not really a touchy subject, unless she reads it, which I doubt will ever happen.



Chicks!! BAH!!!


Fucking chicks, dude. I'm just gonna quit making female friends. Seriously. I don't understand my own gender, I never have, I never will.

It seems like every time I get some confidence, one of my best friends jumps down my throat and tells me I'm being egotistical and on a high horse again.

My fucking bad, I'll never flirt again. In fact, I will never again take pride in the body I've been given, so if you can ever fit into any of my sexy going out clothes, let me know and you can have them. I'll just go back to hiding my face when I smile or laugh and hiding in my sweatshirt. I'll stop making friends with anyone you know or might possibly find attractive. I'll stop making any attempts at having a love life, because you might take offense to it. I'll stop working my ass of to be a responsible adult. I'll stop trying to better myself, I'll stop trying to grow and mature as a person, and I'll start eating junk food all day so I can be your size and you can feel better about yourself. I'll never give you any good advice, just reassure you that the guy of the week is indeed being an asshole and he really should sleep with you and/or have feelings for you because whatever lust you feel is so very profound that it can overcome the fact that you're drab looking, co-dependant, insecure, jealous, chunky, and too fucking loud. I will never tell you that you try too hard to be the person everyone loves. I will stop telling you that you need to be alone and sort out your issues before you try to hit the dating market. And I'll never tell you that its not them, its you. I'll never tell you that you grab too hard for attention and go to pathetic lengths to get it. I'll never tell you that you don't have a chance with 80% of the men you wish you had the balls to go after because they wish you'd shut up, lose some weight, and GET SOME FUCKING CLASS. I'll never tell you to put more effort into your appearance, because I could never possibly see the reason why people wouldn't notice you just the way you are. And I'll never tell you to go fuck yourself, you fucking cumdumpster. And one last thing, I'll stop telling you to use a condom every time, because I'm perfectly sure that the men you sleep with are perfectly virtuous and have been safe with everyone else they've ever been with and are sleeping with right now.

If anyone doesn't like that, they can kiss my ass and step into my boots, because they have no fucking idea what I've been dealing with. I'm sick of being afraid to be who I am around the person thats supposed to be my best friend. She needs to fucking grow up and realize that she graduated from high school a long time ago.




Be good, or be good at it.