This is my page.. Dedicated to ANTHRAX!
What is anthrax?
Anthrax is an acute infectious disease caused by the
spore-forming bacterium Bacillus anthracis. Anthrax
most commonly occurs in wild and domestic lower
vertebrates (cattle, sheep, goats, camels, antelopes,
and other herbivores), but it can also occur in
humans when they are exposed to infected animals or
tissue from infected animals.
Now onto the "Un-Factual" evidence
If you read this you may have a tendency to laugh..
So sit back in your computer chair and do not DRINK
Any liquid beverages! I will not be sued for your
Desision to choke!
Anthrax has become a common problem with people today such as the Pope and the President of the unUnited States of America. These two people especially, due to high risk of persistant masturbation habbits that could not be broken. I will clear up the whole Bile of the Anthrax through a story that has been passed down from generation to generation.......... Starting with me.
It all started on a cold night, back in the late 1970's when Bill Walker was masturbating to GAY porn, on channel 201 of primestar. After Bill had fallen asleep due to the fact that the gay men on television were talking about the incredibal edible egg... Bill awoke the next morning with a swelled penis, and a note on the side of his bed. The note read,
"Bill, We have decided to test a new cure for
Testical Cancer on you. This Anti-Biotic is called
Bacillus anthracis, or in other words 'Anthrax'.
The
side effects of this drug are as follows:
Headach, Broken bones, Weak Bones, Constant erection,
High Blood pressure, Low Blood Pressure, No Blood
Pressure, Testical Cancer, Lung disease, Liver
failiur, White spures, Nose Bleed, Death, And Or hair
discolor.
If you also happen to have a swelled penis, contact
poision control for a number of a gay man, so you can
stick it in his rectum for 3 days. The only cure for
anthrax is to... Leave the country, change your name
to William, and Wack off a dog untill your eyes turn
orange and fall out."
Thankyou,
Bill Gates
Bill had no clue what to do! he was so freaked out on how large his penis had grown that he masturbated the whole day! Later that day, while Bill was Wacking his pud while cooking meat loaf, he noticed White spures on the tip of his penis, but thought nothing of it. He just figured it was dried up cum stains from the intense jerking of his sausage. After Bill had taken the 3rd shower of the week, he noticed the spots had still not vanished. BILL WAS A GIANT PILE OF FUCK ME!!!! Could it be? Bill had died of fuck me, and then the fuck me came back to haunt him!
...
No fucking way! Bill jumped out of the shower and noticed that his arm had fallen off! Was this another side effect of the drug he had been so recently drugged with?
Bill used the phone and contacted the poision controll center, and asked for an anthrax cure, but the mission control of NASA was not sure of how to help the poor man out. NASA mission control blew up later that day because an anthrax attack had occured, then the japenese flew planes into the fuel tanks. BILL WAS NOT CURED!
--The moral of the story is... nothing you read all
of that for absolutly nothing you dumb head!!!!!!!!!!
So basically, i dont know what i am talking about, so you better just head back
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