PRESTON HOTBOX INTERVIEW
HIW Reporter- 15mins has gone by…. Preston no where to be found
HIW Reporter- It has now been 20mins Preston has finally arrived.
Preston- Who let you in here? Who the hell are you?
HIW- I am here to interview you… it was your idea.
Preston- who? Oh of course it was… I had some business to attend to. My bad.
HIW- No problem lets just start the interview. Since you have arrived in HIW you have not only risen to the top as commissioner along side Assault but also proven yourself as an upcoming wrestler. Did you ever think you could accomplish so much so quickly?
Preston- Well I was born in Virginia and soon moved to New York to begin my life..
HIW- Preston that wasn’t the question, the question was did you ever think you could accomplish so much so quickly?
Preston- Why didn’t you say that to begin with… yea, well before I was brought in as commissioner me and Assault had been planning for months so things are going as planned.
HIW- Now that Assault has won the HIW title, how do you plan on keeping the title around his waist?
P- Well the snaps on the back of the belt will always have to be secure or if it is needed maybe duct tape will have to be used. I don’t see how this is relevant to wrestling though.
HIW- I didn’t mean literally keep in around his waist but ah never mind next question, there is a huge controversy over the large sum of money you received when you were brought in as commissioner, where has the money gone?
[ As soon as I finish asking this question a suspicious Columbian man wearing only one sandle and a dirty trench coat places a square package rapped in a brown paper bag on Preston's desk in return for another paper bag with a large green dollar sign printed on the side of it.]
HIW- Who was that?
Preston- Who was what?
HIW- The man who walked by nearly a second ago?
Preston- What man?
HIW- What is in that bag?
Preston- What bag? [ As he says this he slowly pulls the bag towards himself and hides it under the table] Next question.
HIW- What does the future hold for Preston Hotbox?
P- [Preston pulls out a magic 8 ball from desk and shakes it] All signs point to No.
HIW- What?
P- ALL SIGNS POINT TO NO.
HIW- mmmm k. Moving on. Some say that HIW is arguably the greatest backyard wrestling organization in the country today. With all the great wrestlers, intriguing storylines, and creativity all lead to HIW success. What other contributing factors help HIW stand out from the rest?
P- ZZZZZZZZ
HIW- That was quite experience… Preston has now fallen asleep… I will hopefully sit down with Preston at the next show.
