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OK, we've decided to try a re-do and get the Old Boyz Campout together agian for this year (2007 if you're on a GTF binge). Use the form below to submit any information you can give us on when is good or bad so we can try and get the optimal turnout.

I'm asking NOW so we can get a good feel for who's available when. Therefore, If we get this together early on, then you cancel on us, we can submit your name to NAMBLA and be done with you.

As a general guideline, let's start looking at dates from mid-May to the end of October. That's 5 1/2 months for anyone still stymied by Catawba Math.

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I've Officially Coined the Term "CRS" or "Catawba Rugby Syndrome".

CRS
The Point

The above image serves as a reference guide for you.

Stage 1: The longest period of CRS (Catawba Rugby Syndrome) is also known as the “Sounds Good” or “I’m There” Stage. The plan has been proposed, parties have been notified and babies have been ordered for grilling.

Stage 2: The syndrome develops into a disease. Symptoms include a heightened sense accomplishment, which may be accompanied by euphoria. Some, such as Kenbob have adapted an early-warning system for the onset of Stage 3. Individuals having obtained the early-warning system have a feeling likened to the feeling a deaf, blind hooker has “I know I’m going to get fucked, I just don’t know where or how”. This stage is easily distinguished because we have almost enough interested people that would tip the event toward “Fun” and away from “Itchy Asshole for an Armless Midget”.

Stage 3: The disease is in its advanced stages. What was once “I’ll be there” is now:

Babies being shipped in from Micronesia begin to spoil as they are left in the sun for too long. While the euphoria from Stage 2 wears off, a burning sensation begins to manifest. Those who have made it to this stage tend to be among the upper echelon of the organization. While they are intelligent and motivated enough to put things together and make stuff work, they are not smart enough to understand why the rest of you run like Frenchmen from a cap gun.

The point is, since there's only 4 of us who still have the huevos to be there, we're going to reschedule the Camp Out. The idea of this is to have a get together and enjoy the comradere of our fellow ruggers. So, everyone look at your calendars and start picking out some dates we can get this done.

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