What do you think life would be like growning up as a nut sack. It's got to be hard to handle the public mockery over the fact that you're a giant heep of testicles. Well now you can hear it first hand from the guy who really did: Captain Gonut. He went through hard times, he went through limp times. So hear of his awful expierences and some of the horrific and pubific names he was called. Just click on the links below to see his BURNS!
History of The Cap'n's Penis Pet Names
* See the childish mockery from an early age
* See the painful anguishes of being a teen penis
* Meet some of his classmates
* He even gets made fun of by everyday peeps
* We'd like to give this oppurtunity for you to add your own favorite penis pet names