The Fart. Websters defines it as an explusion of intestinal gas -- often considered vulgar (first appeared in the 14th century) I define it as the male international language of humor. Now we've gone a long way since the days of preschool where we'd hold our noses and laugh or put our thumb on our forehead. Despite this, farts are still found hilarious, mostly by males. Well I've composed a variety of 100 pure, homegrown, genuine farts all of my own. It took me about a week to do and when i was done i did some mixing and editing and put in some charming music in the background. These are all authentic and my own, believe me, my friends were there to witness it. Now that I've gotten my one hundred, I'm going for 1,000, but this time not just my own. So send me your farts one and all as soon as you've listened to "The Amazing Fart Machine." WARNING: RECENTLY, SOME COMPUTERS HAVEN'T BEEN DOWNLOADING THE ENTIRE THING. IT STOPS EARLY. THE WAVE SHOULD BE 2:17 LONG. IF YOUR COMPUTER CUTS IT OFF, PLEASE EMAIL ME IMMEDIATELY TO ACKNOWLEDGE.
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