The age old question: Why did the chicken cross the road? It has made many people think. Many people have tried to answer it. There has been a lot of answers. But why did the chicken cross the road. Here is what some of the southpark characters have to say about it.
Cartman - To get my chocolate chicken pot pie. No chicken, this is MAH POT PIE! Also- To have a Kick@ss time. Also- To get me some Cheesy Poofs.
Kyle - So the Visitors wouldn't abduct him. You bas*ards!
Stan - Chickens have plagued our fragile earth for many years and we must end it. Also- Sparky, what are you doing to that chicken?! BAD DOG!!! Also- Because he killed Kenny, that bastard!
Kenny - Mmph mmm mmphmm mmph! [TRANSLATION = The fuc*ing chicken is looking for a dildo.]
Chef - To make sweet-love to the rooster.
Jimbo - So I could blow the crap out of him. Also- IT'S COMING RIGHT FOR US! Also- So I won't thin out their numbers.
Officer Barbrady - Look away please, nothing to see here. Also To help me find the man in the boat.
Jesus - Everything has a purpose in life but you have to believe me.
Visitor - Cluck cluck cluck. [don't run away, Carl is new]
Mr. Garrison - I'm not touching that with a ten-foot pole.
Mr. Hat - That chicken can get run over and go to Hell. Go to Hell and it dies.
Terrance - Probably to fart like this *~faaarrrtt~* Phillip - Oh your such an @ss Terrance, heh-heh.
Mr. Hankey - Because the other side smelled like flowers.
Ms Crabtree - To SIT DOWN IN THE BUS!
Damien - So he could meet my father, the Underworld Lord.
Robert Smith - So we could roshambo.
Ms. Ellen - To join me on a trip to the sun.
Starvin' Marvin - Cluk clloo ckliu cnuks! [so my people can fuc*'n eat!]
Big Gay Al - To come play with everybody here at the Sanctuary. OR Super! Thanks so much for asking!
Ike - Don't kick the chicken.
Grandpa - So I could have my way with it!
Mrs. Cartman - So a certain chicken could sleep with Mommy tonight!
Kyle's Mom - This is supposed to be funny? Our children deserve to grow up in a world where chickens don't cross the rwhere chickens don't cross the road! Come on, everyone, to the town
Mr. Macky - If you stay on this side you are bad, mkay. Going to the other side is bad, mkay. Smoking mary-juwana is bad, mkay. The chicken is good, mkay.
Mrs. Marsh - Stan wasn't chasing the chicken, he is such a good boy.
Bebe - I don't know, but the rooster has such a nice @ss!
Cousin Elvin - Chicken is Kick@ss!
Grandpa Cartman - No chicken, this is my pot roast.
Tweak - To share some fresh, aaah, brewed coffee with me, aagh!
Ms. Stevens - To join the Getting Gay With Kids choir.
Chef's Dad - Because it asked me for tree-fity
Marklar - The marklar crossed the marklar to marklar his marklar with his markler.
