Warning! Some contents may be objectionable to some viewers. We are fans of 'Knot, and we "poke" fun at Slipknot playfully, and mean no harm. Oh, uhm, only a few animals were harmed in the making of this page. Don't worry PETA folk, if we hurt 'em too badly, we put 'em out of their misery. We have like eight dead Harp Seals in the yard. Some 'cause we wanted to see what it'd be like if Mick clubbed them, and the rest 'cause they grew up and won't cute anymore! Oh, and also, uhm, we can do the insanity plea, right? We didn't know what we were doing? We went crazy from all the Granny fumes over here in NC, and also, went craaaaazzzzyyy from all the damn trees and farms in our dinky ass black hole area!!! Oh, and wear deodorant!!! Like... smelly, stinky armpit of a indian/mexican guy who obviously hadn't had a bath in a few days and didn't know what deodorant was. Damn, you ain't smelt nuthin' like that! He was wearing a sleeveless shirt too! We was playing Bingo (yeah, yeah, Granny game, shut up!), and that guy won, and raised his arm, and Rain whipped around and said, "Aw, hell, here we go!!" Dude won plenty of money to go super wash his pits at the carwash and buy some deodorant...

Insanity Plea!
1. We're from North Carolina. That should explain it...
2. If you had to look at pine trees, farms, corn fields, tobacco fields, cotton fields, tractors, people over 65, hills and hills of dead grass, cows, pigs, and had to listen to a million crickets screeching their brains out every night - you'd be like this too!!!
3. Cable doesn't reach most area's of where we live. Same with phone lines and electricity.
If you lived here, you would be just as fucked up. You start losing it after a while. Seriously.
4. We live on the fucking "Bible Belt", in other words damn near everybody in this whole fucking area are damned Christians! So we come along (where the fuck did people go wrong with us, anyway?), and they stare at us like we're the Anti-fucking-Christ! I mean, we're not Satanists, or anything like that...at least Echo/Crow isn't....I don't know about that Rain though...she's a little freaky...
5. Okay, that's not enough for ya? Well...just take a look at our local library. I'm am so serious about this. It's not even funny.





Rather queer, isn't it?


Okay, I've Learned Enough, I Understand, Whatever, I Want To See This Damn ShiT-NoT!!!