Full Name: Shawn Scary Ass Clown Crahan (pronounced "cray-yawn" like crayon, okay?)
Number: 6
Plays: Circus music, Custom Percussion
Super Powers: Super scary, had the ability to roll himself into a mid-air ball and hurl himself at others
Favorite Food: Little kids
Height: Taller than Corey, but shorter than Sid
Distinguishing Marks: John Deere hat, Sid on a string, and oh yeah, he's a fuckin' clown!!!
Trademark Saying(s): "I screwed a little kid!" wait, no....it's "GODDAMMIT!!!!"
Method of Transportation: Rolls down hills



Afraid Of: Mick's club, clowns, adults, rubber bands, skylights Back To The Stat Sheets