Full Name: Christoferson Coca-Cola Fehn
Number: 3
Plays: His Nose, Which He Uses As A Third Drumstick, Custom Percussion
Super Powers: Was able to make complex items using simple everyday materials (i.e. a time machine using a pine cone and a hot glue gun)
Favorite Food: C O R N B R E A D ! ! ! ! !
Height: Lower than Paul, but taller than Corey
Distinguishing Marks: His nose, Martha Stewart's panties (usually located somewhere on his head)
Trademark Saying(s): "C'mon Martha! Lemme show you some good lovin'!" and "Bud"
Method of Transportation: Pogo Stick
Afraid Of: Mick's club, Martha's hot glue gun, clothespins, weiner dogs, Rosie O'Donnell


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