Paul, in his coma, lies there looking up at the ceiling. The members of the Jewish colony creep closer...and closer...and closer...
Schlmiel: We're gonna eat good tonight.
Suddenly, the door bursts open, and Nurse Betty walks in.
Nurse Betty: What's going on in here?
Rabbi: Nothing. Just mourning this poor fellow here. His family must be very distraught.
Nurse Betty: Whatever.
Nurse Betty leaves the room. The Jewish colony resumes creeping in on Paul...
Meanwhile, In The Halls...
Jason and Sabrina hold hands, as they make their way down the hall towards no particular destination.
Jason: You know, it's funny.
Sabrina: What's that?
Jason pulls Sabrina towards him, and wraps her in his arms.
Jason: All my life, I've been searching for someone like you...and now that I've found you, I don't think I'm gonna be able to let you go.
Jason kisses Sabrina.
Meanwhile, In The Cafeteria...
Steven: Hellllppp! Lemme out! Lemme out!
Steven slowly begins to suffocate. Shawn stirs in his sleep a little. Steven gets just enough air to stay alive for a few more moments.
Elsewhere In The Hospital...
Hawse begins wandering the halls, doing god knows what the hell rednecks do in hospitals.
Elsewhere...
Rain is wandering around, hording pills. A nurse sees her, and tries to stop her. Rain kicks her in the shins, and runs to hide behind a medicine cart.
Rain: Ooo, more pills.
Rain hops on the medicine cart, and takes off down the hall.
Meanwhile, In The Cafeteria...
Steven slowly begins to suffocate...
Steven: (choking for air) Damn...fat...booty ass....
Meanwhile, In A Dimly Lit Room Somewhere Near The Basement...
Branden, tied in his chair, looks on as Blinky steps from the shadows.
Blinky: You...shall...suffer...at the hands of....
Blinky quickly shoves something into Brandens face, and he cowers back.
Blinky: RANDY, THE LAVENDAR SCENTED TEDDY BEAR!!!
Branden cowers from the six inch tall teddy bear.
Blinky: We'll get him, won't we, Randy? He doesn't know...he just doesn't know....yes...
Branden: Why...are you after me?
Blinky: SILENCE, YOU RETCHED PUKE!!!
Randy: Yes, we'll get him. We'll get him good.
Meanwhile, In Room 103...
Corey: (sleeping) Oh...oh, yeah, Denise...oh, yeah...you just wait 'til I wake up....oh, yeah, girl...I'm gonna tear that ass up so bad...I'm gonna make you call me daddy...I'm gonna do you so good...oh, yeah....
Denise rolls over, and starts shaking Corey.
Denise: Would you shut up? I'm trying to be knocked out, here!
Meanwhile, Back In Sid And Paul's Room...
The Jewish colony creeps that much closer to Paul. They have almost reached him. Suddenly, the door bursts open, and Lara and Stacey walk in.
Lara: No! I IZ DA WELL ARDEST!!!
Stacey: NO! IT IZ ME! I IZ WELL ARDER DAN U IZ!!!
Lara and Stacey notice the Jewish colony.
Stacey: Oh, hi.
Lara: TELL 'ER I IZ DA WELL ARDEST!!!
Jason and Sabrina walk into the room.
Lara: TELL 'ER!!!
Jason: Tell her what?
Lara: DAT I IZ WELL ARDER DAN 'ER!!!
Jason: IT DOESN'T MATTER, THOUGH, CUZ I IZ DE ARDEST OF DE ARDCORE!!! I IZ ARDER DAN ALL OF U COMBINED!!!
Lara: NO U IZ NOT!! I IZ ARDER!!!
Jason: FOO', I IZ ARDER DAN SNOOP DOGG WHEN HE GOES DOGGY STYLE WIT'...WIT'...WIT'....UHM....ICE CUBE!!!
Meanwhile, In The Waiting Room...
Hawse walks in, only to see some guy with his wrists slit, waving his arms about.
Dude: I AM GOD!! I CAN DO ANYTHING I WANT, AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME, BECAUSE I AM GOD!!!
Girl Beside Him:: M.L., calm down.
M.L. (Or, "God"): I AM NOT M.L., JESSICA!!!! I AM GOD!!!
Hawse: You really are a fucking psychopath, you know that?
M.L.: THOU SHALT NOT SPEAKETH TO ME LIKE THAT, FOR I AM GOD!!! THOU SHALT SUFFER THINE WRATH!!!
M.L. thrusts his arm out as if to strike Hawse with lightning, and blood flies from his wrist, and hits an old lady in the forehead.
Old Lady: Hallelujah!!! Praise the lord almighty!!!
The old lady falls dead!!!
M.L.: THOU HAST WITNESSED THE POWER OF GOD!! THOU SHALT BE NEXT TO SUFFER THINE WRATH!!!
Meanwhile, In Sid And Paul's Room...
Jason: Did they tell what Paul has yet?
Stacey: Not that I know of.
Sabrina: Well, here's his chart right here.
Craig, Chris, and Jim (with Kari permanently attached to his leg) walk in.
Craig: (silence)
Chris: Hey.
Jim: Yo.
Chris: They find out what's wrong with Piggie yet?
Jason: She has the chart.
Jason points to Sabrina.
Chris: Oh.
Jason: What's it say?
Sabrina: It says he has....a very serious case of....varicella.
Chris: VARICELLA?!?!? OH, GOD, HE'S GONNA DIE!!! OH, NO!!! PIGGIE!!!!
Chris runs over and begins hugging Paul. Tight. Like a lover, actually...hey, I'm just saying.
Sabrina: Calm down, it's just chicken pox.
Chris: Chicken pox?!?!? Oh, god!!! IT'S WORSE THAN I THOUGHT!!!
Jim: Is that contagious?
Kari: Only if you're holding chickens. O_O
Chris: Oh, god! My mom was half chicken!!!
Jim: That explains your nose...
Chris: Hold me!!!
Everyone (including Paul): NO!!!
Suddenly, everyone hears a booming, thundering voice from downstairs.
M.L.: I AM GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jason: Should we?
Rain: Yes. Let's go poke fun of God.
Sabrina: I can't. Gotta work.
Jason: Okay. Bye.
Sabrina: Bye.
Jason and Rain run downstairs to the lobby.
What's Gonna Happen Next? Who Knows!