Now, where did we leave off. Oh, yes. I remember now.
Dr. Shatner: Your friends....have...a....very extreme case....of...
Speaker On The Wall: Dr. Shatner, you're needed in room 314, Dr. Shatner, you're needed in room 314.
Dr. Shatner: Damn...I...just can't...seem to get a break...around here....
Dr. Shatner leaves the room.
Echo: Damn. Now we'll have to wait to find out what they have, I guess.
MicHELLe: Yep.
Echo: Hmmm...I better go find Rain. Come with?
MicHELLe: Sure.
Echo and MicHELLe head out into the hall. They begin looking around, and run into Hawse.
Echo: Did you get him?
Hawse: No, that punk summamabitch got away!
Echo: Damn, dude. That sucks.
Hawse: Damn right!
Echo: You seen Rain?
Hawse: I think I saw her run up those steps.
Echo, Hawse, and MicHELLe go up the steps. Eventually, they get to the top of the steps, to a door that says "Roof".
Echo: Hmmm...maybe she's on the roof...
Hawse: Maybe.
Echo: Knowing her, likely.
Echo, Hawse, and MicHELLe step through the door. They look around, and, sure enough, there is Rain riding around on a razor scooter on the roof.
Rain: Wheeeeeeee!!!!
Echo: Having fun?
Rain: Little bit.
Echo: Cool.
Everyone begins roaming around the roof.
Echo: Dude, you thinking about jumping off again?
Rain: Mayyyyybe.
Echo: Cool. Go for it.
Suddenly, there's a slight change in Echo's demeanor.
MicHELLe: You know...
Echo's upper lip curls up in a sneer, and suddenly, in a fit of rage, or something, Echo kicks MicHELLe in the throat, rips off her faerie wings, and hurls her from the roof.
Hawse: What the hell?
MicHELLe splats onto the ground. She begins to twitch a little.
Echo: Dammit, die!
Echo grabs Hawse's shootgun (Yes, shootgun. Not shotgun.), aims it, and shoots MicHELLe in the head a few times.
Rain: Dude, Echo...
Echo: What did you call me?
Rain: Uhm, Crow?
Body Earlier Inhabited By Echo: Nope, try again.
Hawse: Who the hell are you, then?
BEIBE begins walking off.
BEIBE: Just call me....Jason.
Rain: Oh, shit. Not another one.
Hawse: I know, tell me about it. I mean, damn. Haven't there been enough damn "Friday the 13th" movies already, without having to make another one?
Rain: No, I meant personality. They just get worse and worse.
Hawse: Hmmm...
Rain goes back to riding around on the razor scooter. She rides in a few circles, then tries to bunny hop to the ambulance again. Unsuccessfully. Ow.
Meanwhile, Back Inside...
Jason has descended the steps, and walks out of the door into a large room. He looks around.
Jason: Hmmm....
Jason looks over, and sees a particular nurse.
Jason: Wow.
Jason walks up to the nurse.
Jason: You know....you are by far the most beautiful girl I've ever seen, you know that?
Nurse: Really?
Jason: Really really.
Nurse: Hehe...
Jason: What's your name?
Nurse: Sabrina.
Jason: Jason.
Jason and Sabrina walk off.
Meanwhile, Back In Room 103...
Corey: Hold on, girl. That was just to start off. I'm about to tear that ass up. I'm gonna rock your world, girl. I'm gonna......
Corey begins snoring.
Meanwhile, In The Cafeteria...
Steven is lying unconscious on Shawn's naked, sleeping body. Note, Shawn is still lying on his stomach. Meaning, ass in air. Meaning, Steven is starting to slip into the crack of Shawn's ass.
Meanwhile, In The Halls...
Chris: Damn, Bud. We've got to do something about Shawn's farts.
Craig: (silence)
Chris: I mean, they're fucking lethal, Bud! They could kill people!
Craig: (silence)
Chris: Dude, I mean, just imagine...war overseas, right? Well, if we bottled up Shawn's farts, and sent them over there...you know what would happen?
Craig: Silence.
Chris: That's right, Bud! Silence! They'd all be dead!
Meanwhile, In Sid And Paul's Room...
The Jewish colony have all grabbed forks. They are standing over Paul, salivating.
Rabbi Rogers: (waving his hands over Paul) You were born pork, you were raised pork, now you shall be beef.
The Jewish colony moves in a little closer.
Rabbi Rogers: The conversion is now complete! The pig boy has been converted!
Meanwhile, In A Dimly Lit Room Somewhere Near The Basement...
Branden sits tied in a chair, a gag in his mouth. He looks around, frightened, and sees a few shadows moving in together. He attempts to scream. No sound escapes. He tries to rock around, hoping to work the ropes free, but no luck. The shadows move in closer...
Meanwhile, Outside...
Rain: That was fun. I won't do it again. Or, maybe I will.
Rain bangs her head against the ambulance.
Hawse: (on the roof) You okay?
Rain: No, I'm fine.
Hawse: Uhm...okay.
Rain goes back inside the hospital.
Hawse, on the roof, goes back into the stairwell, and descends the steps.
Meanwhile, In The Cafeteria...
Steven, who has slipped almost completely into the crack of Shawn's ass, suddenly wakes up.
Steven: Oh, god! Booooottttyyy!!! Big booty, get me out!
Steven tries to wriggle free of Shawn's ass. Eventually, he does.
Steven: Oooo, what's that?
Steven licks a clear substance off of his arm.
Steven: Oooo, booty juice. Yum!
Steven lies back down on Shawn's back, and begins licking the booty juice off of himself.
Steven: Mmmmm...gooooood booty juice.
Shawn rolls over onto his stomach. Steven rolls too. Underneath Shawn.
Steven: (muffled) Hellllllppppp! Get me out! Get me out!
Sid's limp, comatose body simply stares on.
Meanwhile, Somewhere Down The Halls...
Jason: You're amazing, do you know that?
Sabrina: Really?
Jason: Yeah, I mean...you're just.....wow.
Sabrina: Hehe...
Jason and Sabrina walk a little further.
Sabrina: You know what?
Jason: What?
Sabrina: I really like you.
Jason: That's odd.
Sabrina: Why is that?
Jason: Because....I really like you, too.
Jason kisses Sabrina.
Meanwhile, In Room 103...
Corey lies there, sleeping. Denise Richards, who is passed out, begins to frown.
Meanwhile, Back In Sid and Paul's Room...
The Jewish colony creeps closer and closer to Paul. Closer...closer...closer...I think they really are gonna try to eat him. But. To find out....you'll have to tune in next time. For now, though...you have been watching...."The Ways Of Our Passion Wives As The Earth Spins While We Sit In A Generic Hospital With All Of Our Kids".
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