Okay, where were we? Oh, yeah. Star Trek dudes checking out Sid and Paul's asses. That's right. Okay, so, William Shatner slowly manuevers himself into a full frontal nudity position behind Paul....
Rain: Dude. That's not in the story. He's being doctor.
Oh, yeah. That's right. So, Shatner begins doing the doctor thing.
Dr. Kirk: I'm.....sorry to tell you this...but...I....don't think they'll be coming out of it.....
About this time, Sid sits up.
Sid: Buuuzzzzzxxxxers?
Shatner hits Sid in the head with a frying pan.
Shatner: Like I said....I....don't think they'll be coming out of it....and...I....think they need to stay here....
Rain pokes Shatner.
Rain: Poke.
Shatner: If you don't mind....I'd...like to ask.....what...is your problem?
Rain: I'm psycho crazy and the therapy doesn't help.
Crow: Neither do the drugs. Huh. Odd.
Rain: Fun.
Crow: Yeah. YaY.
Rain: Yay.
Crow: Dude, you can walk?
Rain: Yeah.
Crow: Cool.
Rain: I guess.
Suddenly, a hint of raspberry fills the air....
Echo: Oooooo, Michelle.
Echo grabs Michelle. Let's turn our attention back on story, shall we?
Shawn: (bawling his eyes out at Sid's bedside) NOOOOO!!! COME BACK TO ME, GODDAMMIT! I WANT MY BITCH BACK!!!! DAMN YOU, GOD!!!!
Corey: Dude, calm down.
A nurse walks in.
Nurse: Doctor, we have Denise Richards in room 103.
Corey: WHAT? NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Corey high-tails it over to room 103.
Corey: Denise? DENISE? Where are you!!!
Corey looks over, and sees Denise Richards lying in a deep sleep on a hospital bed.
Corey: NOOOOO!!!!! Denise! You can't die! Wake up!
Corey goes over and begins shaking Denise Richards.
Corey: Wake up Denise!
The nurse walks in. Let's name her Betty.
Nurse Betty: Hmmmm....
Nurse Betty looks at Denise Richards' chart.
Nurse Betty: Acute infection of the upper appendage.
Corey: Oh, god! Infection! She's gonna die! Her boobs got infected and now she's gonna die! Oh, god no!
Nurse Betty: Sir, what it means...
Corey: And of course she'sa cute! You can look at her and see how cute she is! She's fucking hot, man! Look!
Nurse Betty looks.
Nurse Betty: Not really my type, sir. I like them butch.
Corey: Yeah! But still! She's fucking hot! Hey, wait. Did you just say...
Nurse Betty: Uh huh.
Corey: ALRIGHT!!! Lesbian! I've always wanted to have sex with a lesbian!
Nurse Betty rolls her eyes, and walks out of the room.
Corey: (holding Denise Richards' hand) Oh, god Denise, you can't leave me. The sex is SOOOOO good. I can't give that up yet! I need you! Come back to me! Oooo, I know.
Corey hops in the bed with Denise, and gets under the covers. We then see him move around, and his clothes come falling out of the bed. Oh, god he's naked. Corey then rolls on top of Denise, and we exit the room, and leave them to do their thing. La la la.
Back In Sid and Paul's Room...
Shawn is still crying his eyes out over Sid. Sid and Paul are still unconscious. Michelle is still wrapped in Echo's arms, and Rain is still rolling her eyes about it.
Rain: Dude, you are so fucking queer these days.
Echo: I know. Leave me alone. I WuVieS my Niblet.
*Note - If I haven't before, I must do now. Thank you much to PhEoNiX for providing these words to Michelle and I to use. We enjoy them much. Hope you don't mind our using them TOO much.*
Echo gives Michelle a little squeeze.
Rain: Goddamn. You goddamn sappy mother fucker.
Echo: Shut up!
Rain: Go back to fucking that damn bear over there!
Mick: Grrrrr?
Rain: Yeah! You!
Mick: Grrrrrhelllnoooo!
Rain: Hell yeah! At least that was funny!
Echo: Yeah, but I enjoy this more.
Rain: You know he's cheating on you behind your back with Mick, don't you Michelle?
Michelle: Yeah.
Rain: Fun. He's cheating on you with Ryknow of Mudvayne, and Mick...and Paige of Orgy, and Stinky McWrinkles...and....
Can we get back to the story and have this dispute later?
Rain: No, dammit. Have it now.
Okay, back to story.
Rain: Why the fuck do you have to ignore me? I said now! Why the fuck do you have to continue it, anyway? Do NOTHING but fucking talk of Michelle, it's annoying as fuck!
Echo: Can't help! Can't think of anything but!
Rain: Ass.
Echo: Yeah, probably. Leave me alone. Happy. Dammit.
Rain: Whatever.
Well, now, Joey, Jim, Mick, and a Jewish colony have gathered around Paul, and appear to be mourning.
Echo: Dude, what's going on over there?
Rain: I don't know. Go see.
Echo: No! I can't let go! You go see!
Rain: You go see.
Echo: Hmm...Michelle? We go see?
Michelle: Okay.
Michelle and Echo go see.
Michelle: Uhm...what are you doing?
Joey: Mourning. We Jews must mourn the loss of all pork people, because we cannot eat them. We consider them a deity.
*Note - Okay, that was SO fucking cliche. Oh, well. We probably got it wrong anyway. Fuck it.
Echo: Yeah...but....
Michelle: Mick isn't Jewish.
Echo: Why is Mick mourning?
Mick: Grrrr...(points to Paul) is of Piggie owe for five of dollar!
Echo: Oh.
Mick: Grrrr....of me want...for back!!!!
Michelle: You want it for your back?
Mick: Grrrrnooo! Want for of back!
Michelle: Oh.
Echo looks back and forth from Mick to Michelle.
Echo: Blue eyes....blue eyes....blue eyes....blue eyes.....you know what?
Michelle: What?
Echo: I like yours better. La la la.....
Rain: You're a fucking ass. You know that right? You don't fucking know her!!
Echo: But...but...but....
Rain: Shut up, you ass.
Rain begins banging her head into the floor, in an attempt to block Echo out.
Okay, apparently I'm distracted. Back to story.
Chris: Dude, I'm out of here.
Steven: Where you going?
Chris: I'm going....somewhere, I don't know.
Steven: I want to go too!
Chris: Okay.
Chris and Steven walk out of the room. Craig, who is sticking to the shadows, follows.
Chris: Dude. I get this feeling we're being followed.
Steven: Oh, shit! Run!
Chris and Steven begin running. Craig runs after.
Chris: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Steven: Boooooootttttyyyyyyyy!!!
Chris and Steven come running around a corner, and crash into Nurse Betty.
Chris: Oh, shit! They're gonna get us!
Steven, meanwhile, is rubbing up and down Nurse Betty's body.
Steven: Ooooo, I bet you have some gooood booty juice. Can I taste it?
Nurse Betty: If you want.
Steven: Good. Gimme gimme gimme!
Steven pulls out his booty juice extracting device. He hands it to Nurse Betty.
Steven: Here! Go get it!
Nurse Betty gets up, and walks off. She leaves the booty juice device on a cart. Craig finally catches up to Chris and Steven.
Steven: AHHHHHH!!!! THEY CAUGHT US!!! I'LL NEVER GET TO DRINK THE BOOTY JUICE!!!!
Chris: Dude, chill. Hey, Bud, why you following us?
Craig: I come.
Chris: Dude, you could have said something, Bud!
Craig shakes his head.
Chris: Oh, yeah. Silence.
Craig: (silence)
Nurse Betty walks back up, holding one of those piss test cups.
Nurse Betty: Here's your booty juice.
Steven: Yum!
Steven gulps down the contents of the cup.
Steven: Yum! Oh, where's my device?
Nurse Betty goes over to the cart, grabs the device, and gives it back to Steven.
Nurse Betty: Here you go.
Note - I'm explaining things now. Fun. As if people can't figure this stuff out anyway. Hmmm...notice, Nurse Betty never took the device with her, and yet, managed to give Steven booty juice. That's because that happened to be the booty juice of a gonnorhea-ridden Carson Daly. Fun.
Steven, Chris, and Craig continue on. They wander through the hospital for a while, and then, finally, stumble onto a very INTERESTING room...
Chris: Dude, what does that say?
Chris points to the sign on the door.
Steven: Mooooorrrrrrrrgggg...Morgan? Morgan is in there?
Chris: No, Bud! It says "Mort"! That dude from "Mork and Mindy" is in there! Cool!
Chris and Steven burst through the doors.
Craig: (shaking his head) Damn...it says, "morgue". Damn.
Craig follows them into the morgue.....
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