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Okay, Mick saw a picture of a puppy-kitten!!!! See picture up there?!? Init so koot?!?! Mick saw puppy-kitten and said...
Mick: Grrrrrr row gruff ruff bowwowish grrrfrrriend want!!!!
(or, roughly translated, "I want puppy-kittens, gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, will club if have to!!!!!!!")
Chris: Ruff? That's how Craig's mom likes it!!!
(Oh, my, our asses are gonna be bigger than Jennifer Lopez's ass when Slipknot gets ahold of us!!! Ass hurt!!! Foot go up it wrong!!!)
Craig then attempted to headbutt Chris, but instead got poked in the eye by Chris' dildo-nose. Then Slipknot packed up their stuff, hopped on their tour Trak-Tour, and headed on up to Eskimoland to kidnap all the puppy-kittens.
Mick: Grr, rrrrr, puppy growl kitten urf, will, rowl, fucking, baroof, have!!!!
(or, "I must have all the puppy-kittens, gimme gimme gimme!!!!!")
Everybody hopped off the Trak-Tour.
Joey: I am not going to go catch any puppy-kittens. I just had my nails done, I might break one. Besides, I am fucking freezing my small ass off!!
Mick: GROWL!!
Joey: (scared) Okay!! I'll catch puppy-kittens, I'll catch puppy-kittens!!!
Corey: Dude, look over there!!! It's Denise Richards!!! C'mere baby!!!
Shawn: Dude, that's a fucking polar bear!!!
Shawn yelled out after him, but it was too late!!! Corey was chasing after a polar bear, motioning towards it with his crotch. The polar bear saw Corey coming, stood up on it's back legs, took it's front paws and grabbed at it's own ass to cover up it's asshole, and ran away!!! But Corey was too fast!!!! Corey tackled the bear and...OH SHIT!!! I FORGOT LITTLE KIDS MIGHT BE READING THIS!!! Uhm, Corey tackled the bear and "began wrestling around on the ground with it". Meanwhile, 'Knot was in search of those sacred puppy-kittens!! Mick followed Denise-Richards-bear back to it's cave (once Corey finally "pinned" the bear) and found...
Mick: GRRRRRoWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
RELEASE!!!!!!!!!!
The polar bear had three puppy-kittens locked up in a cage!!! Mick got pissed!!! He took out his club, and bashed the polar bears head in!!! Then he went, and clubbed the cage with the puppy-kittens in it, stuck out one hand, and caught all three puppy-kittens in it!!!
Corey: Dude!! It's Denise Richards!!!
Corey then ran over, jumped up into Mick's hand, and began humping one of the puppy-kittens!!! Mick then clubbed Corey upside the head and said...
Mick: Grrrr, no fuck puppy-kittens!!!! Rowl!!!
Slipknot then ran outside, only to find Rahid, the Eskimo man!!!
Rahid: Whut ees thees? You steal of Harp Seal? What ees?
Mick: Grrrrrrrowwwwww!!! Is Puppy-Kittens!!!!!!
Rahid: Certainly, thees ees Say-Tahn!!!! Dieeeeee!!!!
Rahid raises his spear, and throws it at Mick. Mick swipes at it, knocking it sideways. It flys and sticks into Joey's left ass-cheek!!
Joey: Ow, dude!! You fucking stabbed my ass!!!
Mick then pulls out his club and bashes Rahid's head in!!!
Mick: Puppy-Kittens mine!!! Growwww!!! For me and me only!!!
Slipknot then load up the Trak-Tour with every puppy-kitten in Alaska, and begin the long trip home. On the way, they make one little stop....
Mick: Grrrr...here...for....you.....
Rain: Dude, cool!!! My own puppy-kitten!!!
Crow: Oh, O-Kra-Homa, Where the wind gets broken by my butt...and Clinton gets to screw a slut...
Rain then proceeded to toss her new puppy-kitten into the bathtub, which she had filled with freezer ice (that ice crap that grows in the freezer that looks like hard-ass rock snow).
* During the making of this page, Rain and Crow decided they would take turns putting welts on each others arms by swinging mini-cat-o-four-tails-ish thing. They have braille on arms which says, "Fun, much".... *
I Caught No Puppy-Kittens!!!