Okay, here we have some poems that have been used on our site. Uhm, guess what! We figure we should let others participate too!!! So, to get a poem you wrote put on this page, simply e-mail either Rain (rainstorm14@yahoo.com) or Crow (crow_dipshit@yahoo.com) and we'll add your poem to the page! Aren't we so nice? Now, the poems!!
A Drunken Shawn Poem
Let it dribble, let it flow
Flip me over, go real slow
Slap me hard, pick up speed
A good fuck is what I need!
Written by Rain
I'm A Nephromaniac
I'd ride you sittin', I'd ride you lyin'
If you were a bird, I'd ride you flyin'
And when you're dead and long forgotten
I'll dig you up and ride you rotten!
Written by Rain
A Little Cheerleader Cheer
Sex is good
Sex is great
But when it comes to you
I'd rather masturbate!
Written by Rain
A Classic, In Corey's Words
Roses are red
Veins are blue
There's one on my dick
That's waitin' for you!
Written by Rain
Echo's Poem To Mick
Kiss me and hugs me
'Cause you luuuuuuuuuvvvsss me!
Feel me and caress me
If you wanna undress me!
Lick me and suck me
If you wanna fuck me!!
(that's the end of this one...it could have continued but Mick got very scared and clubbed the hell out of Echo)
Written by Rain
A Drunken Joey Poem
Twinkle, twinkle little rectum
Cocks cum when you least expect them
Never mind the screams of passion
Whop it up in doggie fashion!
Written by Rain
A Britney Spears Poem
Britney Spears is a whore
Her music is a fucking bore
Take her back to the store
'Cause she wants to fuck Al Gore
Oh, joy her ass is tore
So is that slut suit she wore
Kick her out that fucking door!
Depress her ass like Eeyore
Touch gave me how many STD's? Four?
I don't want no fucking more!
Robbed me blind and now I'm poor
Don't make me get up and roar
Dammit, I think I found another sore
Like the prostitutes of lore
Fucking rotten to the core!
Written by Crow
Another Britney Spears Poem
Britney Spears is a bitch
She gave me jock itch
Raped me in a fucking ditch
Someone get me outta this sitch!
Oh, here's my buddy named Mitch
Stole my clothes, every stitch
Man that whore is such a witch
To a trailer her ass I'd hitch
Give her some TNT then throw the switch
Hope it goes off without a glitch
Whoops I think I saw her twitch
Written by Crow
Yet Another Britney Spears Poem
Britney Spears is a slut
She lives in a hut
She is a mutt
Who loves a nut
Wants to screw King Tut
What a colossal gut
No I don't like your butt
Shove your ass into a rut
Her fucking throat I'd like to cut
Dump her in a trunk then shut
Bury her over at Putt-Putt
No more outwards will her nose jut
Written by Crow
One Last Britney Spears Poem
Britney Spears is real shitty
No fucking way do I think she's pretty
She lifts her shirt to show her titty
They used to be little bitty
Don't attempt to sing a ditty
Mick just stole him a kitty
Mick: KITTY!!!!!!!
Ha, isn't this real witty?
Don't show me no fucking pity!
Written by Crow
Violent J's The Name
Hello, my name is Violent J
I am so fucking gay
I sit around and get high
Then suddenly I am bi
We try to rap
But end up sounding
Like someone drowning cats
I know we suck
Cuz all we do is fuck ducks
Written by Steven Parker
Mary Had A Sweet Tight Ass
Mary had little tits
Her muff was black as coal
She fucked Mick the sheep with a dildo
Straight up his red asshole
Written by Steven Parker
Mary And Her Sweet Tight Ass Can Go To Hell
Mary can go to hell
Along with all her sheep
Her vaginal area really smells
It's walls are very deep
When it comes to Mick the sheep
And the wool that causes the itch
And a lot of trouble we'll heap
'CAUSE MICK IS MY FUCKING BITCH!!!!
Written by Echo the Sheep Screwing Faerie
Why The Deftones Suck
Why do the Deftones suck?
This don't need an explanation
Give them a job on a fucking plantation
Make them your slaves, no one will care
Make them tend to Mick the sheep
And shave their asses bare
Written by Steven Parker
I Wanna Laugh, I Wanna Cry
Craig Stuck His Needle In My Eye
I Can't Take Much More Humor
I Think It Gave Me A Fucking Tumor!!!!