Okay, what the fuck? Alright the government is always going on and on about child pornography on the Internet. Frankly, I’ve never seen any child porn on the Internet. Then again, I haven’t actually taken the time to look for child porn, either. ‘Cause I’m not twisted like that. Now, what I don’t get, is all the fucking child porn on television. Goddamn, do they have to show a baby’s bare-naked ass in every fucking diaper commercial? C’mon! And then ya go and watch stuff like that damn “A Baby Story” on TLC, and they show the baby’s vaginal area. Unblurred. Okay, what the hell is that? Yeah, now they’re just telling us all the being a pedophile is okay. Just seems to me like that’s a Middle Eastern frame of mind. Okay, story time.
Okay, Slipknot decided that they wanted to leave town for a day or two. They walked up into a bank, and the teller rang the bell. The police arrived, dragged them off to jail, and gave them a trial. It was decided that they were just crazy, and they were sent to the nuthouse. The loony bin. The mad house. The cuckoo clock. Whatever. Strange. They sent them to the exact same nuthouse that Rain and Crow live in. Another inhabitant of this nuthouse is Marilyn Manson. Marilyn is in the corner... Um... sucking himself off... Corey sees this. Suddenly...
Corey: Oh, my god!!! It’s Denise Richards!!!
Corey runs over and begins humping Marilyn’s back.
Corey: Oh, god, this is a sweet cunt!!!!
A doctor named Johnny walks in, with his blonde hair combed over in a giant pompador, and his shirt tied up around his midriff.
Dr. Bravo: (with a lisp) Listen up, everybody!! I have your medicine! Come and get it!!
Mick runs over and begins grabbing pills and swallowing them. He swallows every pill he sees. He begins getting dazed.
Mick: Grrrrr….fluffy bunny….
Mick begins attempting to run around in circles, and passes out.
Chris: Hmmmm….idea!!!
Chris runs over and begins shaving Mick bald. From head to toe.
Crow: Oh, no!! And he had such a sexy nude fur-covered lick-able ass!!!
Shawn: I have a tight firm ass!!!
Crow: Yeah. Ah, what the hell. Hey Shawn! Back dat ass up!!!
Shawn: Can’t right now! I’m with my new lover!!
Shawn licks Joey.
Crow: Dude, you are such a slut!!!
Jim: Hey, Sid! I have someone’s dick in my hand!!!
Sid: Buzzzzz…..that’s your dick, isn’t it Jim?
Jim: It iiiiiiiiiiiiissss iiiiiiiiiiiisssssn’t it?
Rain pulls out a bag, and begins digging around in it. After a minute, she gets bored with this, and runs over to Jim. She darts her hand into his pocket, and feels around.
Rain: Hey!! what’s this?
Rain squeezes what she found. Jim grits his teeth and tears up.
Jim: (real high voice) My left nad….
Suddenly, Morgan Lander, Fallon Bowman, Talena Atfield, and Mercedes Lander ride up into the room on a sheep that has a big red spot on it’s ass.
Morgan: Mick….is….my….bitch…
Mercedes: Go, Mick the sheep!!!
Fallon runs over, grabs a bowl, and puts it on her head.
Fallon: I am your queen….(does a high pitched opera “ahhhhhh” thing)
Suddenly, a hint of raspberry fills the air.
Echo: Mick is MY BITCH!!!
Morgan: No, Mick is MY bitch.
Echo: Liar!! Mick is my bitch. He said so!!!
Echo pulls out a tape player and presses play. A very high, un-Mick like voice says, “I am Echo’s bitch”.
Echo: See?
Morgan: Oh, we’ll see. Get him….er….her….uhm….IT!!!!
Morgan, Mercedes, Fallon, and Talena all jump Echo. Echo hops over to the side.
Echo: Joey, Corey, Chris? Little help here?
Joey, Corey, and Chris run over to hold Fallon, Morgan, and Mercedes off, while Echo and Talena begin circling each other. Talena lunges, and Echo darts to the side, reaches behind Talena, and grabs her fluffy pink handcuffs. Echo then handcuffs Talena to the table.
Echo: Hee hee.
Echo then grabs a couple of straightjackets, and puts them on Fallon and Mercedes.
Echo: Okay, Morgan. You and me. And Mick is my bitch.
Morgan: Mick is my bitch.
Echo: Hey, I know how to decide this. We’ll ask Mick. Excuse me for a minute.
Echo flies off, and comes back wearing a fluffy pink bunny suit.
Echo: Okay, let’s ask Mick now.
Morgan goes over, and lifts Mick’s head.
Echo: Hey, Mick! Who do you want more? Me or Morgan?
Mick: Grrr? Fluffy bunny!!
Morgan drops Mick’s head.
Echo: See? He wants me more!!!!
Echo sticks out his tongue.
Morgan: Okay, you win.
Echo goes over, and lets Mercedes and Fallon out of the straightjackets. He then goes over to Talena.
Echo: Hey, where’s the keys to these cuffs?
Talena: Keys? Why the hell would I have keys?
Crazy Guy: Must build dam…must build dam….
We get the crazy guy to come over and gnaw the leg off of the table. Echo hands the handcuffs to Talena.
Talena: Wait, wait. Come here.
Echo comes over to Talena, and she handcuffs him to the crazy guy.
Echo: Ahhhh, dammit!!!
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