| Track List |
| 1. There's Nothing Like Children (intro) |
| 2. Young, Sweet, Tight |
| 3. Cradle Robba (With R Kelly) |
| 4. Meeting Your Mate (At Preschool) |
| 5. Luring Them With Candy |
| 6. Hey, I Got A Present For Ya |
| 7. Anyone Want Some Clown Dick? |
| 8. Candy Man |
| 9. Blow Out My Candle |
| 10. Gay Men Are Gay |
| 11. My Wife Took My Pick-Up Truck (So I'll Take Your Cherry) |
| 12. Underneath My House |
| 13. It's 10 P.M., Do You Know Where Your Children Are? |
| 14. Suck My Turd |
| 15. Who Lives In A Burlap Sack Under The Sea? (You Do) (outro) |
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Music News: John Wayne Gacy, the elusive clown type member of the Jeffrey Dahmer band, has finally released his long awaited solo album! Choosing to go in a different direction from his other band, Gacy released a country album with a twist. This album will soon start a new music craze, as Gacy mixes country and rap to form an all-new sound with his first single, "Cradle Robba", a duet with R Kelly. This album is sure to spark lots of controversy, as Gacy delves into his extenuous sex life with songs such as "Blow Out My Candle", "Luring Them With Candy", and one of the most talked about songs on the album, "My Wife Took My Pick-Up Truck (So I'll Take Your Cherry)".
"This guy is the greatest! I love clowns! I want to go stay at his house like I stayed at Michael Jackson's!" says one young fan.
See John Wayne Gacy and the Jeffery Dahmer band live at the Wisconsin State Penetentary!! Don't miss out!! DEBUT ALBUM AVALIABLE EVERYWHERE!!
Guest Musicians
R Kelly - vocals
Ed Gein - guitar
Albert Fish - steel guitar
Richard Ramirez - bass guitar
Albert De Salvo - kazoo
Jack The Ripper - Harmonica
Ted Bundy - Fiddle
Madonna Wayne Gacy - Banjo
Thierry Paulin - Empty Jug (one that you blow across the top)
Zodiac - Drums (pie pans)
John Wayne Glover - Backup Kazoo
Andrei Chikatilo - Ukelele