Check it out! We found the rather rare debut album by The Jeffrey Dahmer Band!!! As some of you may know, this is actually Slipknot's favorite band!!! No wonder, 'cause they kick ass!!! They are killer!!! Now I see where they got the inspiration for their killer tunes!!! Slipknot found out about them 'cause Mick and Jim used to be their roadies!!! Oh, and according to our VERY reliable sources, Arnold Schwarzenegger used to be a groupie for the JD Band!!!

Track List

1. Gonna Die Now (intro)

2. You Taste Like Steak

3. (I'm A) Canni-ball!

4. Gonna Eat You All Up Baby

5. Welcome to Oxford Apartments

6. Bite You

7. Head And Shoulders

8. Can I Buy You A Drink?

9. What's In Your Head?

10. Sexy Dead Bodies

11. Toes Taste Good

12. I Eat Dicks

13. Paraphilia

14. Zombies

15. Sleep Now, It's Over (outro)

Album Reviews

Music News: The Jeffery Dahmer band has just released their self titled debut album. Their song "Bite You" has been out for only a week and already is a number one hit!

"This band is AWESOME!! They are the best thing ever to come along in music! I love the Jeffery Dahmer band! The singer can eat me out all night long!!" says one VERY, VERY, confused die-hard fan.

"This band is KILLER! This is the strangest death metal band I've ever heard!" says another fan.

Their debut album also features songs such as, "Gonna Eat You All Up Baby", "Welcome to Oxford Apartments", "Sexy Dead Bodies", "Paraphilia", "What's In Your Head?", "Can I Buy You A Drink?" and of course their #1 hit, "Bite You".

See the Jeffery Dahmer band live at the Wisconsin State Penetentary!! Don't miss out!! DEBUT ALBUM AVALIABLE EVERYWHERE!!


Members (pics coming soon)

Jeffrey Dahmer - vocals
Charles Manson - background vocals
Ed Gein - guitar
Theodore Kaczinski - drums
Albert Fish - steel guitar
Richard Ramirez - bass guitar
Albert De Salvo - kazoo
Wayne Williams - raps (on "What's In Your Head?" and "I Eat Dicks")
Jack The Ripper - Harmonica
David Berkowitz - Guitar
Ted Bundy - Fiddle
John Wayne Gacy - Banjo
Donald Leroy Evans - Guitar
Jack Kevorkian - Flute
Peter Sutcliffe - Piano
Nikolie Dzhumagaliev - Harp
Saddam Hussein - Saxophone
Adolf Hitler - Violin
Thierry Paulin - Empty Jug (one that you blow across the top)
Timothy McVey - Lightworks
Zodiac - Drums (pie pans)
John Wayne Glover - Backup Kazoo
Delfina Gonzales - Sombrero Hat Dance
Maria de Jesus Gonzales - Sombrero Hat Dance
Earle Leonard Nelson - Tamberine
Andrei Chikatilo - Ukelele
Lucian Staniak - Baby Rattle
Edmund Emil Kemper - Piccolo
Henri Desire Landru - French Horn