Okay, my first inclination is to do this. Achem.

YOU LYING MOTHER FUCKER! YOU THINK PEOPLE HAVEN'T TRIED THAT SHIT BEFORE? WHAT? YOU THINK IT'S A NEW GAME TO PRETEND TO BE SOMEONE FAMOUS? HELL NO! Especially not to us...


We've met many posers here, you see. Anyway.


If you *ARE* Slipknot: There is a damn good chance that you will want to do some, or all of the following...

1) Want to kill us/Attempt to kill us. Which you know, is whatever. We have an extremely large redneck family who you will have to fight off also. (Dude, like our family cares enough to fight for us, or gives a damn enough to try and keep us alive/around.... - Echo)

2) Have our site shut down. If this happens, we will have it back up within a week, somewhere other than Angelfire. In case you happen to get Angelfire to delete the site without our knowledge, and we cannot get our shit first - no problem. The shit is printed out, just in case, AND! the stories/skits will continue.

3) File a lawsuit for Defamation of Character. To prevent that one, THE SHIT HERE IS NOT TRUE. NOT TRUE. NONE OF THE SHIT IS TRUE. That we know of... possibly some of it is... none that we really know of. If you did figure out some reason for a law suit - you wouldn't get a damn thing from us, except for things like cd's. That's it. Money wise, you may get a couple of hundred dollars, max. That's it.
4) Eh. I can't think of anymore shit right now. Have fun reading.


Now that we've pissed you off...


WE REALLY HOPE YOU ENJOY THE SITE AND DON'T PROCEED TO BASH OUR HEADS IN WITH SOMETHING JAGGED!!! Or, perhaps we do. Just depends on the mood. Anyway.


Oh, and if you happen to be Slipknot, and want to kill us... good!! You'll be doin' us a favour!!! E-mail either Rain or Echo to do so! You'll feel right at home over here in all this farmland!!!