It's about a month late, but we decided to tell everyone what Slipknot did for Halloween.


Joey and Paul wanted to go trick-or-treating, so they drug the rest along... and of course we followed.


Here's what they dressed up as...


Sid: A giant box of Ex-Lax.


Joey: (first) Britney Spears Fuck-Me Queers.. then was forced to change to a pale pink sheet ghost.


Paul: Harry Potter Pot-Smoker. Chris: A giant piece of corn-bread.


Jim: Red Power Ranger.


Craig: M.C.*HAMMER*


Shawn: Dominatrix...except he refuses to take off his John Deere hat, and wears that with his costume.


Mick: A Backstreet Boy.


Corey: Denise Richards.


Rain: Disgruntled Easter bunny.


Crow: Tooth Fairy.


Crow whines about how he wants to be "the bootjack fairy".


All go trick or treating. Little kids and old folks stare at the group, as is usually done to us, and keep yelling "freaks"!!! All go to house. Knock on door. Guy answers.


'Knot, Rain, and Crow: Trick or treat!!!


Dude at door: What the hell?


Us: Give us candy!!!


Dude: Aren't you kids a little too old to be trick-or-treating?


Rain: (twitching little bunny nose) Nooooo...I is free and a half!!!


Crow: I is two yewas old today.


Dude: Really?


Rain: He is two yewas old everyday!


Dude: You kids are gonna hafta go somewhere else, cause I ain't that damn stupid!


Dude shuts door. Joey runs and opens his garage door, and starts bawling about how he "wants some fucking candy right the hell now", while Rain starts pelting the guys house with rotten eggs. Corey runs up, and pisses on the door, Craig begins headbutting the windows out of the dudes car and house, Chris takes a shit in a bag, Crow transforms into Echo, and he and Sid begin flying around the house yelling "I'll get you my pretty!!!", Shawn and Paul begin t.p.ing the dude's house, and Jim and Mick begin running around the house, screaming bloody murder. Chris then takes his bag of poo, sets it aflame, puts it on the doorstep, and rings the doorbell. Slipknot, Rain, and Crow hightail it outta there, and well, you know what happens with flaming bags of poo. Don't you? If not, you should do it. It's fun. We do it on a daily basis. Those guys shouldn't have told us they wanted a wake-up call!!!


Chris: That was cool. Let's go there.


Chris points at the house across the street. The group begins walking over. They ring the bell, and person answers.


Us: Give us candy or we'll make your house look like the one across the street.


We point across the street, where the asshole dude that wouldn't give us candy is now running around in circles in his yard ON FIRE.


Old Lady: I don't want to be cremated, so here you go.


Rain: I don't eat candy!!!


Rain takes candy and throws it, hitting the old lady in the forehead.


Rain: Tell ya what. I'll give YOU this bottle of prune juice...


Old lady's eyes light up.


Rain: AND this bottle of Medamucil...


Old lady begins hopping up and down and clapping.


Rain: And you give ME a bottle of Vodka.


Old Lady: OKAY!!!!


They make the switch. Rain takes a swig of Vodka.


Rain: Mmmmmmm....tastes good....


Rain downs the rest of it (hey, whaddaya expect?). Rain then goes and sits in the middle of the street, and rocks back and forth. Suddenly, little multi-colored rabbits begin attacking Rain!!! She starts running around in circles!!!


Crow: Dude, what the fuck?


Shawn: GODDAMMIT!!! CALM THE FUCK DOWN!!! DON'T MAKE ME WHIP YOUR ASS, RAIN!!!!


Rain: Get away little bunnies!!!! Stop attacking me!!!!!!


Crow: Dude, what the HELL are you talking about? There aren't any bunnies attacking you!!!


Rain: Big pink elephant, help!!! Save me, Fluffy, save me!!!!


The big pink elephant runs over, and there is a showdown between the elephant and bunnies that only exist in Rain's drunken mind. Of course, the elephant won. The elephant then starts trumpeting.


Crow: Dude, did you just hear an elephant?


We make our way down the street. We walk by some black guys house, and he comes running out and chomping on Chris' costume. He looks up, sees Joey's costume, starts mumbling something about, "The KKK's gonna get me," and runs off. We continue on. We come to another house, and go ring the doorbell. No one answers. Shawn starts pounding on the door.


Shawn: I know you're home!!! Turn some damn lights on in there and come to the door, dammit!!! Don't make me come in there!!!


Shawn continues pounding until the door falls down.


Shawn: Let's find some fucking candy!!!


We make our way in, and look for candy. Along the way, Rain and Crow pick up several things. Not much. Just some jewelry, electronics, cash money, that type of thing. That's a whole lot better than a bunch of candy!!!


Corey: What the hell is that?


The family cat pokes it's head around the corner.


Rain: AHHHHHHHH!!!!! MONSTER GONNA ATTACK ME!!!!!


Rain goes running out of the house, screaming at the top of her lungs.


Mick: Grrrrrrr....KITTY!!!!!!


Mick runs over and grabs the cat. He then stuffs it into his pillowcase with his candy.


Crow: Dude, let's get the hell outta here...


We head out the door, and decide that we've had enough trick-or-treating. We head back to the house, and see what kind of loot we got.


Corey: I got a couple of Oh, Henry! bars.


Sid: I got some Whatchamacallit's!!!


Shawn: I got some Tootsie Rolls.


Craig: I got some Laffy Taffies.


Jim: I got some Moon Pies.


Chris: I GOT SOME CORNBREAD!!!


Paul: I got some Now and Laters.


Joey: I got some suckers!!!


Mick: I got A KITTY!!!


Rain: (drunkenly) I got drunk!!!


Crow: I got some smarties...a dvd player....some diamonds....about $300 cash....tee hee hee!!!