Sidney Jack-Daniels and drunken Stubby are doing something. Stubby leans over and whispers something in Sid’s ear.


Sid: Buzzzzzzx....NOOOO!!!! NOT THAT!!!


Shawn: Yes, that, GODDAMMIT!!!! Right now, Sidney!!!


Sid flies out of the room. A few minutes later he comes back in wearing a cheerleading outfit.


Sid: Buuzzzz...buzzzz...sniff sniff...buzzzz..xx...


Shawn: Sing it, GODDAMMIT!!


Sid cries a lot harder.


Sid: Buzzz...why...


Shawn: ’Cause I fucking said so!


Stubby flogs Sid a couple of times.


Sid: Buzzz...no more! No more!


Shawn: Sing it then, goddammit!!


Sid: Buzzzx...sniff sniff...Shawn is great...him is my mate...c’mon now...let’s masturbate...


Shawn gets all horny as he opens up a bottle of Squirrel-Nut Wine.


Shawn: Did you know.. that if you shave… your clit.. and put lotion on it.. that it’ll smell like Corn-Pops!!


Sid begins bumping into the window trying to get away from him. The window falls out and Sid flies away.


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