Here is a song Shawn began singing when he was drunk one night.


I never meant to make you eat my clit,
I never meant to put it on your dick
Now you're sitting in the corner itching
Suckin' on my clit, my clit
I never meant to make you eat my clit,
I never meant to put it on your dick
Now you're sitting in the corner itching
Lickin' up on my clit, my clit
I opened a seafood shop to sell some fish
Thought I'd help some folks, give 'em what kind of food they wish
Fry it up nice, douse it with some vinegar and spice, make sure it's chilled properly, don't forget the ice!
Then he walked in, it's Hetfield, asked for some french fries and some cold veal
"I ain't got that shit", I tried to tell him,
He said "Don't be silly, everybody's got that"
So I said, "Get outta here, or I'll bust you up with this here bat!"
He just sat down and wouldn't listen,
So I walked up to him and started pissin'
He got up to try to run, but I began beating his ass into submission
Grabbed him up to hide in somewhere safe,

(knocks on door)

Who's in the kitchen?

Raymond: It's me and Kelly!

Shawn: My bad, let's go to the meat locker.

James: I don't trust you!

Shawn: Shut up, cunt! Chew on these mushrooms.
It'll help your breath stop from stinkin',
Your breath is kickin', preventin' me from thinkin'

James: Oh, hell, I might as well try it, this diner is so drab

Shawn: Oh, yeah!

James: What?

Shawn: You ate the poisened one!
I never meant to make you eat my clit,
I never meant to put it on your dick
Now you're sitting in the corner itching
Lovin' of my clit, my clit
I never meant to make you eat my clit,
I never meant to put it on your dick
Now you're sitting in the corner itching
Pleasuring of my clit, my clit


Lovely. Back.