One night, Shawn gets drunk off his ass, and decides he wants some holes. So, he grabs Sidney, and they run off to the local body piercing place. Which is just a barn with a sign saying "Bod-Ee Purcin'" on the side. Amazingly, a hick owns it! They run in, and Shawn grabs the owner by the balls.


Shawn: Oooo, you've got some big ones.


Shawn squeezes, twists, and pulls off the guy's balls.


Shawn: Sexy, eh?


Hick: Well, thar, yes indeedy.


Shawn: I want to get my clit pierced.


Hick: Okay, lemme get my needle over thar.


The hick grabs out his pitchfork, and the two go into the back. Sid, meanwhile, is tied to the doorknob.


Screams from the back.


Shawn and the hick come back out.


Hick: Did you hafta bite my balls so hard?


Shawn: Yes. Hey, you know...sometimes you are sad...and no one sees you cry. Sometimes you are happy...and no one sees you smile. But the times you fart...trust me...people smell that shit.


Hick: That's deep, man.


Shawn flashes his brand new clit piercing at Sid, and they leave.


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