Crow: Dattie!


Craig: (silence)


Crow: Dattie?


Craig: (silence)


All you can hear is breathing.


Crow: I can hear you, dattie!!


Craig: (long pause) No, you can't!!


Crow: Yes I can!!!!


Craig: (another long pause) N--


Craig thought about saying no then changed his mind.


Crow: Dattie?! Dattie?!!? Come back to me dattie!!


Crow hears snoring on the other end.


Craig: Zzzzzzzz....


Crow: I HEAR YOU!!!!!


Craig: (confused from being woke up) Huh? Who's there?


Crow: (silence and pouting)


Craig: (breathing heavily) So... what are you wearing...


Crow: (like a girl) What you think I'm wearing, sweetie?


We hear the top to some lotion pop open.


Craig: (silence)


Crow: Well?


Craig: Mmmm... a christmas bow and a lumberjack beard?


Crow: How'd you know, honey?


Craig: Oooo....


Crow: So, how would you like me?


Craig: Now I want you naked.


Crow: Anything you want.


Craig: Damn...


Crow: I took the christmas bow and the lumberjack beard off, hot thang.


Craig: (whacking off very hard) Well.. uh.. how big are your tits?


Crow: Well.... (normal voice) I WUV YOU DATTIE!!!!!


Craig: OH FUCKING SHIT!!!!


This scares Craig so bad that he squeezed the fuck out of his dick when Crow did the normal voice. He has to go to the hospital. You can figure out how that goes, I'm sure.


Okay, that's enough. Go away. Now.