This is when Shawn pulls out his dick, and begins moaning, while moving his hands around in the little girl's panties.


Shawn: Oh...oh, god, yes....oh, yes...this is the tightest pussy I've ever seen...oh, god....oh...


Little Girl: Mister Santa man, why do you have your finger up my booty hole?


Shawn: (ignoring the girl) Oh, god I love your sweet cunt...oh...oh, yes...oh...


Shawn continues moaning. Rain is laughing. Crow is shaking his head, and trying not to look. Everyone else just looks on, horrified.


Little Girl: Mister, it's starting to hurt now...I can feel your finger in my tummy...


Shawn attempts to put the girl on his dick.


Shawn: Oh, god...yes...yes....oh, god...


Someone screams. Not sure who. Security comes running.


Security Guard: What's the commotion? OH GOD! SIR! QUIT RAPING THAT LITTLE GIRL!!!


The security guard breaks into the line to see Santa Crayon, and stops a guy from raping a little girl. He then turns, and sees what Shawn is doing.


Security Guard: OH, NO! NOT ANOTHER ONE! DAMN HORNY SANTAS!


The security guard runs up, and takes the little girl from Shawn. Shawn continues thrusting his hand up and down his dick.


Shawn: OH, GOD SWEET PUSSY! OH, YES!!!


The security guard grabs Shawn, and attempts to escort him outside. Shawn breaks free, and tackles one of the plastic elves, forcing it to the ground. Shawn begins humping the elf.


Shawn: OH, SUCH SWEET PUSSY!!! OH, GOD, YES!! OH, YES!!! YES!!


Shawn slaps the plastic elf.


Shawn: WHAT'S MY NAME?!? SAY MY NAME, BITCH!!!


The security guard grabs up Shawn, and forces him outside. The rest follow. They pile into the Trak-Tour, and start the trip home. Nothing interesting, except....


Joey: Blew the trip to the mall. Damn you, Shawn.


Rain: Cookie!


Shawn smacks Joey. Rain smacks Shawn. Shawn glares at Rain. Rain tosses Joey from the moving Trak-Tour.


Rain: COOKIE!!!


Finally, Slipknot, Rain, Crow, and Hawse arrive back at the camper trailor. They head inside, and find presents waiting for them all under the tree. They begin upwrapping their gifts.


Joey: Oh, boy! Finally!


Joey unwraps his present. A brand new John Otto autographed hair styling kit. It's even got his seal of approval on it.


Rain: Could have sworn John Otto was bald....


That's the fun part. Joey unwraps another, revealing some red spray paint.


Joey: Hair dye, daddy?


Shawn: Yes, son. Hair dye.


Sid unwraps a Rock 'Em, Sock 'Em Poobot.


Shawn: Ooo...


Shawn leans over, and whispers in Sid's ear.


Shawn: (whispering) Brand new sex toy, how kinky.


Sid begins whimpering. Jim unwraps a new bong.


Hawse: Dude, you're sharing, right?


Jim: Sure.


Hawse: My man.


Chris unwraps a new video. "Martha Stewart's Greatest Bondage Cooking".


Chris: Alright!


Shawn unwraps....oh, god he unwrapped the little girl from the mall.


Shawn: (hand down the girl's panties again) Oh, oh god yes!!!


Craig unwraps a zoot suit.


Craig: (silence) Been wanting one.


Craig puts on his new zoot suit, and begins dancing around.


Crow: Zoot suit riot...riot...fun.


Mick unwraps a new kitty. A dead kitty, but a kitty nonetheless.


Mick: Grrrr...KITTY!!!


Mick begins hugging the dead, decaying kitty. Corey unwraps a pair of panties that have Denise Richard's picture on them.


Corey: OH, MY GOD! IT'S DENISE RICHARDS' PANTIES!!!


Corey begins humping the panties. Shawn begins humping the little girl. Mick begins humping his dead kitty carcass. Meanwhile, Paul unwraps a slop bucket.


Paul: Snort, yummy...now I can get some eats.


Rain unwraps her present. A box of...


Rain: COOKIE!


Yeah, that's it. Hawse opens his. His is full of camo and the confederate flag.


Hawse: Yeeeeehaawwwww!!!


Crow looks around, disappointed.


Crow: But...I didn't get anything. Where's my present?


Rain: Dude, is that it? Under the tree?


Rain points at 'Knot's shabby Christmas tree. There is a present under there...oh...about five feet, seven inches long. Appears as if the paper has just been draped on it. Crow goes over, and checks the tag. Surely enough, his name is on there. Crow pulls the paper back, revealing Sabrina, with a green ribbon on her head.


Crow: Oh, my god...I couldn't have asked for a better present.


Crow kisses Sabrina under the Christmas tree.


Crow: Mmmm...yummy.


Sabrina: Uh huh...


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