Hear A Version Of "Highway 40", Other Than The One On The Album
Okay, I guess first off you need to know Brak. Uhm, Brak is a character on a show called "Space Ghost Coast to Coast", which airs on Cartoon Network. Okay, now Space Ghost, the star of the show, blows, but Brak (a cat-like creature), Zorak (a gigantic praying mantis), and Moltar (some dude in a radiation suit) are pretty cool. Especially Brak. Brak is awesome. Zorak's damn cool too. But Space Ghost blows. I mean really. I saw him sucking off Mark Hoppus from Blink 182. Who also blows. If you haven't seen the show, you should, just to see Brak, Zorak, and Moltar. In that order. Also, there is a cd floating around out there (or for older folks, a tape, or a record, but I doubt there are any 8-tracks for the ancients.) entitled "Brak Presents The Brak Album Starring Brak." Yeah, it's a kiddie album, but it's still hilarious nonetheless. Pick that up. Oh, and pick up a few George Carlin albums while you're at it. He's hilarious too. The Brak album features such guest stars as the aforementioned Zorak, Grape Ape, Wally Gator, The Chieftains, Freddie Prinz, Jr., and DDP (the WCW's own Diamond Dallas Page, better known to us as Dirty Diaper Person). Also, Napster has a song by Brak that's not on the album entitled "Baloney Sandwich". You can check that out. Unless you have to pay now. Dammit. Paying for things sucks! Anyway, one way to get to know Brak is through his own words. So, here goes...
"This music isn't just my story. This is your story too. This is the story of rock 'n' roll. And this is my story. But it isn't just my story. Wait. Can I start over?
"My real name is Voldemar H. Guerta. I found the name Brak in a shoebox behind the Shop And Trot. It followed me home and taught me to play the three-string tuba.
"My career began to take off when I was ten years old. Unfortunately, it took off without me. So I rambled the universe, plucking my trusty tuba. After twenty years of struggle, I was finally a sandwich artist.
"I started writing songs to confuse my enemies. I'm sure you remember my early hits 'The Sweater Song,' 'Yellow Fever Blues,' and 'Hey, I'm In The Bathroom!' I know I don't. I don't remember much of anything these days. I think I made a new album. At least that's what they tell me. And they should know.
"You know, I couldn't have made this album better if I tried. But I didn't, so I guess you'll never know. I hope you like it. And if not, I hope you saved the receipt."
---Voldmar H. Guerta (aka Brak)
(Excerpt from "Brak Presents The Brak Album Starring Brak")
Uhm, okay, we're about ready to start the story, but first we hafta let you know that Echo allowed Rain to shoot him up with water before writing this, so expect it to be strange.
Crow: Wes is soooooo coot!
Rain: Wes is mine!
Joey: Nooooo.....him is for me.....
Craig: Is mine....
Mick: Grrrrrrr.......no.....damn....way....is...of....mine......
Rain and Crow: No!!! Wes is mine!!!
Corey: Nuh-uh, girlfriend! (raises his arm and makes it and his head go around in circles.) Wes is mine!!!!
Suddenly... BRAK appears out of nowhere!
Brak: Thank you, Magic Toenail. Magic Toenail, I love you.
Slipknot go crazy, and crowd around Brak.
Corey: Oh, my God! It's Brak!
Brak: Hey, who took my baloney sandwich? I bet it was YOU!
Brak pokes Shawn in the chest.
Shawn: (clamping his hand down on Brak's shoulder) This dude is hilarious! Here's your sandwich, man!
Brak: Thanks. Now, where's my other shoe?
Chris: Uhm, it's on your foot.
Brak: Oh.
Joey: Dude, this is so fucking cool! You're like my hero! I can't believe I actually get to meet you! You're so fucking cool! And funny! And sexy!
Brak: Are you through?
Joey: Uhm, no?
Brak: Would you like me to box that up for you?
Joey: Uhm.......okay…..maybe we can eat it later….
Jim and Paul: I want some of what he's on!
Brak: With our toast!
Joey: Whuh?
Brak: You’ll like this toast! It’s free! And it's peanut butter and jelly toast!
Craig: You're one of those freaks that likes peanut butter and mayonaise sandwiches, aren't you?
Rain and Crow: Hey!
Crow: Peagut Butta and Mayganaise Sammich taste good!
Rain: Yeah!!!
Brak raises his hand.
Brak: This is my friend Molly Cule. (speaking like a girl) Hi there! How are you?
Paul: Snort, Joey, when did you take ventriloquism lessons?
Joey: Huh? I'm not a veterinarian! I don't even like animals!
Brak: (in Molly's voice) Oh, my Braky-Waky! You are so cute!
Suddenly, Zorak and Dirty Diaper Person float by in a rowboat.
Zorak and DDP: Evil is only skin deep.
Jim: What the hell?
Mick: Grrrrrrr.....me....am.....go....all....through!!!
Wally Gator and Grape Ape then fall out of the sky.
Grape Ape: I got a big fat squid in my refrigerator....ooooo....ooo..oooo...
Mick: Grrrrrr...what....hell?
Grape Ape: I got a big fat squid in my refrigerator....oooo....ooo.oooo....
Crow: I got a big fat squid in my refrigerator....oooo...oooo..ooooo
Mick: Grrrrrr.....shut....hell....up!!!
Mick clubs Grape Ape, and turns to club Crow. Suddenly, a hint of raspberry fills the air.
Wally Gator: Well....what have we here?
Mick clubs Wally Gator.
Wally Gator: What was that for?
Mick: Grrrrr....annoying fuck...
Mick lifts his club to hit Wally again, but Echo grabs it from him and swats at Wally.
Wally: Why are you swinging at me?
Echo: General purposes, you stupid prick-shit!
Echo pummels Wally Gator with words, and Rain runs over and pummels Wally with Mick's club. Finally, they look down and see a broken and bleeding mess, formerly known as Wally Gator. This is when Space Ghost appears.
Space Ghost: Fear not Earthlings. Space Ghost has arrived to save you from Brak.
Space Ghost raises his hand, as if to shoot Brak with some form of laser or something from his wrist.
Rain: Nooooooo!!!!
Rain dives between Space Ghost and Brak, and Crow tackles him at the ankles. Slipknot and Rain bum rush Space Ghost. Rain stomps on his left hand, Jim kicks him in the ribs, Mick clubs his right hand, Craig does the "Des Moines Toe Twister", Chris pokes him in the eyes, Joey chews on his ankles like a crazed chihuahua, Paul kicks him in the knees, Sid tries to rip off his ear, and Shawn sits on his chest and begins bouncing.
Corey: Here, hold him down while I shoot him with MY laser.
Space Ghost looks up in horror as the golden shower rains down on him. Suddenly, Zorak and DDP float up again. They hop out of their boat, and run over. Zorak stabs Space Ghost in the chest with his arm-like thingies. DDP raises his hands until he forms a diamond shape with his thumbs and index fingers, brings it down until it is in front of him, hops up and jerks his hands apart.
DDP: BANG!
DDP then gives Space Ghost his patented "Diamond Cutter", snapping his neck in two. Space's Ghost essence floats upward (did I mention I was high?) and spreads over Rain, Crow, Slipknot and a single unnamed passerby. These twelve people begin floating in the air, and are imbued with super powers.
Sid: Buzzzzzzz……reborn with the ability to launch Ex-Lax from my fingertips, I am THE BROWN AVENGER!!!
Joey: Blessed with a magical MAKE-UP SET, that renders my enemies harmless, and my super fast, ultra-cool RAZOR SCOOTER, I am SHE-MAN!!!
Paul: My nose grew, my nasal passages widened, and now I am THE SNORTING-OF-EVERYTHING MAN!!!
Chris: Backed by my brain which allows me to make complex things using simple household items, I am MARVELOUS MARTHA MAN!!!
Jim: Imbued with Space Ghost’s life essence, my colon began getting very dirty. Now I clean it often as….CRACK-OF-THE-ASS MAN!!!
Craig: My goddamn helmet now shoots spikes, and I have four inch palm spikes, making me MR. POINTY!!!
Shawn: Now blessed with incredible speed and agility, I have the ability to roll myself into a ball in mid-air and hurl myself at opponents as…STUBBY!!!
Mick: Grrrrr….me….have…the…abilities…of…Bat-man….with..utility…belt….and….sonar….so..me..am…of..to…be…..BAT-BEAR!!!
Corey: Blessed with an insatiable sex drive, I am reborn as…THE INCREDIBLE HUMPER!!!
Rain: I seem to have the ability to change my hair colour at will, so that would make me….
Crow: Dude, you have a tail!
Rain: What? Omigod, I have a tail!!!
Rain begins chasing her tail around in circles.
Rain: Tail, tail, tail! Dude, it changes colour with my hair! That must make me MANYK PANYK!!!
Crow: Uhm, I think I can shoot beams out of my eyes! Here, watch this! Unhhhhhhhhh (strains real hard)!!!!!! DAMMIT!!!! What is my power?!?!?
Suddenly, a gi-normous squirrel hops in.
Squirrel: In a past life, I was known as Bob Villa. Now, empowered with the ability to detect acorns, I am the evil SQUIRREL MAN!!!
30 squirrels barrel out of the zipper hole in Bob Villa’s costume.
Crow: Dammit, maybe I can teleport! Unnnnhhhhhh!!! Fuck! I know! I can walk up walls!!!
Crow steps back, and tries to run up a wall. He takes a couple of steps up the wall.
Crow: Dude! I was right! I can walk up walls!
Suddenly, Crow falls down flat on his ass.
Crow: Dammit! What the hell is my power?!?
Suddenly, Bob Villa (aka Squirrel Man) throws an acorn at Stubby. Stubby ducks, and Jim lets loose a fart. The fart knocks Squirrel Man backwards, and Marvelous Martha Man throws a potholder made of hay at him. This is when Mr. Pointy lets fly several spikes, which pins Squirrel Man against the wall. Meanwhile Rain is still chasing her tail, and has now been joined by Brak.
Brak: Come here, tail! I’ll let you meet my girlfriend Zoey! I meet her when I tried to kiss her sister Zoe! I tried to kiss her but I missed her, and I kissed her sister, that’s how I met Zoey! But she moved to Buffalo-ey, where it’s snowy, but that’s another stowy!
Zorak: (drumming on a pie pan) I’m the king of outer space, do I have something on my face? I JUST ATE THE BEASTIE BOYS!
She-Man: Huh?
Zorak: Smell you later, get a job.
She-Man: Anyway.
She-Man then hops on his amazing scooter, and kicks his way over to Squirrel Man. He then unties his trash bag from the front of the scooter, and removes his make-up kit. He then begins applying eyeliner to Squirrel Man. Squirrel Man starts shaking like he’s having a seizure (“Like an alcoholic when they don’t drink!” ~Rain “Like Jack when he eats!” ~Echo). The Brown Avenger then hurled Ex-Lax at Squirrel Man! Bat-Bear then reached into his utility belt, and pulled out a nice little something.
Bat-Bear: Grrrrrrr…..pie!!!!
Bat-Bear then sits down and eats his slice of pie. Snorting-Of-Everything Man then launched a giant boogie at Squirrel Man’s head, and snorted it back up.
*Note – Oh, my god. Space Ghost Coast to Coast just came on, and they had a squirrel! Coincidence? Probably! Dammit, no Brak!
Suddenly, the Incredible Humper runs over and humps Squirrel Man until he passes out. Then Manyk Panyk runs over and puts some plastique on Squirrel Man’s scrotum, and stuffs several sticks of TNT (no, not the crappy ass channel) down Squirrel Man’s throat, and puts some other explosives in key parts of Squirrel Man’s body (like his armpits!). Manyk Panyk then lights the explosives, and hides behind a table.
Brak: I’m a cucumber, I’m a cucumber, I’m a cucumber, I’m a cucumber, I’m a cucumber, I’m a cucumber, Please don’t take me to the pickle farm!
Bat-Bear: Grrrrrrr….methink….should….turn…table…on….side….Panyking…..or…..Manyky…..whatever…..
Everyone dives behind the now turned-over table. Manyk Panyk jumps up.
Manyk Panyk: Yeah!! Yeah!! Fire!! Fire!!!
Squirrel Man explodes, and Manyk Panyk is standing there charred black.
Manyk Panyk and Crow: (sounding suspiciously like Beavis) Yeah, yeah, fire, fire, ex-plo-si-ons! Yeah! Cool!
Manyk Panyk: Omigod, tail! Tail, tail, tail, tail, tail, tail, tail!
Manyk Panyk goes back to chasing her tail. Crow reaches out and grabs Manyk Panyk’s tail, sniffs it, and then bites it. Manyk Panyk’s hair and tail turn bright green.
Manyk Panyk: Damn you! You bit my tail!
Crow: It hurt?
Manyk Panyk: No, you just bit my tail! Dammit, go back to black with red-ish/pink-ish streaks! Damn stupid ass bright green make me look like dude from Cold….mumble…mumble…mumble……
Manyk Panyk then notices tail again and starts chasing it, and is joined by Brak and Zorak.
Brak: Beeflog, beeflog, what a treat, a healthy hunk of processed meat, dipped in mustard, oh what joy, I’m a darling beeflog boy!
Zorak: Cheeselog, cheeselog, cylindrical and yellow, cut the, cheeselog, and I’m a happy fellow!
Crow: Uhmm…..now…about my powers…..maybe I can turn into a big ball of fire! Uh….flame on!!!! Dammit! Uhm, maybe I’m like the Hulk! Uh, piss me off!!!!
Snorting-Of-Everything Man: Snort, okay.
Snorting-Of-Everything Man lets loose a golden shower on Crow.
Crow: Not piss me on!
Snorting-Of-Everything Man: Oh. Oink.
Snorting-Of-Everything Man goes over and snorts up the piss off of Crow.
Crow: Dammit! You fucking ass! Fucker!
Snorting-Of-Everything Man: I am not an ass fucker!
Crow: Dammit, why ain’t I big and green? Uhm, well maybe I can walk through walls!
Crow starts running in the direction of a wall….begins straining hard….
Crow: I’m intangible, bitch!
Crow keeps running…..and bounces back off of the wall.
Crow: Dammit!
Suddenly, Jim and Joey’s parents float up in a bobsled.
Jim’s Mom: James Rootstein! Come here!
Joey’s Dad: Joey Jordisonwitz! Get your buttzah over here!
Crack-Of-The-Ass Man: What do you want?
She-Man: Yeah?
Joey’s Mom: We brought you some BLT’s.
Jim’s Dad: Bye!
Jim and Joey’s parents float off in their bobsled. COTA Man and She-Man walk back over to the group.
Manyk Panyk: Look at this!!!
Manyk Panyk shoves her tail into COTA Man and She-Man’s faces. Manyk Panyk then starts chasing her tail again, followed by Brak, Zorak, COTA Man, She-Man, Crow, and DDP.
Manyk Panyk: Tail, tail, tail, tail, tail!!!
DDP: Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang!!!!
Crow: Echo! (hops up and flutters) Echo! (hops up and flutters) Echo! (hops up and flutters) Echo! (hops up and flutters) Echo! (hops up and flutters)
COTA Man: Ki-ya, Power Rangers! Ki-ya, Power Rangers! Ki-ya, Power Rangers! Ki-ya, Power Rangers! Ki-ya, Power Rangers!
She-Man: Make-up, Scooter! Make-up, Scooter! Make-up, Scooter! Make-up, Scooter! Make-up, Scooter!
Brak: Baloney Sandwich! Baloney Sandwich! Baloney Sandwich! Baloney Sandwich! Baloney Sandwich!
Zorak: Rock candy! Rock candy! Rock candy! Rock candy! Rock candy!
Bat-Bear then reaches into his utility belt, and pulls out another slice of pie.
Marvelous Martha Man: Dude, what kind of pie is that?
Bat-Bear: Grrrrrr….only…kind…me…eat…..POONTANG PIE!!!
Suddenly, Stubby gets caught in a jet stream, and begins floating. Suddenly Al Gore’s face appears on a giant monitor.
Al Gore: Oh, my. I am so EXCITED to be here. I have received word from the President that there is trouble downtown. You need to go there and stop them. This is so EXCITING.
Al Gore makes a few mechanical movements, and then his face disappears from the screen. Super Slipknot (minus Stubby), Manyk Panyk, Crow, Brak, Zorak, and DDP all hop on
Stubby: Oh, yeah, baby. That’s right. That for chicks. (looks at Jim) NOT for guys.
Manyk Panyk then sticks her tail in Stubby’s face.
Manyk Panyk: Loooooooookkkkk!!! I got a tail!!!!
Stubby: (unimpressed) Yeah, really. I got a penis. Wanna see?
Manyk Panyk: Nooooo!!!!
Crow: I figured out what my power is! I’m like Samantha from “Bewitched”! (starts wiggling nose) Ah, dammit! That’s not it either!
Finally, we all arrive downtown. The first thing we see is this balding, pot-bellied redneck (no, not Fred Durst) sitting in a rocking chair in pale blue pajamas that you can see through.
Redneck Dude: GODDAMN THIS! GODDAMN THAT! GODDAMN GODDAMN GODDAMN! LOOK AT YOU! WHAT IN THE GODDAMN HELL HAVE YOU DONE TO YOURSELF? YOU LOOK LIKE A GODDAMN FREAK, GODDAMN YOU! (takes a swig of liquor, rocks his chair once) GODDAMMIT! MY ASS BURNS! GODDAMN HEMMORHOIDS! QUIT FLARING UP GODDAMN YOU!
Super Slipknot, Manyk Panyk, Crow, Brak, Zorak, and DDP all walk over to the redneck.
Stubby: Think this is the problem we were sent to fix?
Manyk Panyk: Probably. Ooooo, tail!
Manyk Panyk once again chases her tail.
Redneck: (looking down at the group before him) GODDAMN. YOU KNOW YOU’RE ALL GOING TO GODDAMN HELL, DON’T YOU, GODDAMMIT?
Suddenly, Bat-Bear begins sniffing the air.
Bat-Bear: Grrrrr…smell….something….
Bat-Bear follows his nose to find out what he smells. He follows it….directly to Manyk Panyk’s tail. He then licks it.
Manyk Panyk: Dammit, you made my tail change colours!
Manyk Panyk starts cradling her now turquoise tail.
Redneck Dude (uh, let’s call him Chickley): GODDAMN! I’M IN MY GODDAMN CHAIR! WHAT IN THE HELL IS YOUR GODDAMN PROBLEM? COME COVER UP MY GODDAMN KNEES!
Stubby: Okay, I’m gonna take him out!
Stubby does his midair ball thing, and hurls himself at Chickley. He hits him in the nose.
Chickley: YA GODDAMN STUBBY, SAWED-OFF SON OF A BITCH!!! GO SIT ON THE GODDAMN POTTY CHAIR!!!
Suddenly, Steve Irwin pops his head out of a pot. Achmet and Mahusaphet come running up.
Achmet: Oooooo, sexy nude boiy of month, sexy nude boiy of month!
Mahusaphet: Ooooo, oooo, come here sexy nude boiy of month, have viery viery nice nude anal sex we have!
Achmet and Mahusaphet begin chasing Steve Irwin around in circles.
Steve Irwin: Crickey, oh no! Crickey, oh no! Crickey, oh no!
Achmet: Sexy boiy! Sexy boiy! Sexy boiy!
Mahusaphet: Sex of you! Sex of you! Sex of you!
Suddenly, Achmet and Mahusaphet look over and see Stubby.
Achmet: Ooooo sexy nude boiy of last month! Come here sexy nude boiy!
Achmet and Mahusaphet then chase Stubby and Steve Irwin around in circles. Manyk Panyk, still chasing her tail, runs into Achmet, knocking Manyk Panyk, Achmet, and Mahusaphet down.
Manyk Panyk: Oh, god, I touched a sand nigga! Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew!!!!
Achmet: Oh, god, I touched of the girl! Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew!!!
Manyk Panyk: Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew….oooo tail!!!!
Manyk Panyk begins chasing her tail again.
Achmet: Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew….oooo camel penis!
Achmet and Mahusaphet begin chasing the camel.
Brak: Oh, I wish I had a Bigfoot and a Yeti.
Crow: (grabbing Bat-Bear and COTA Man’s arms) Uh, here ya go, Brak!
Brak: Uh, okay. I wish I had the band KoRn!
Suddenly, KoRn appears out of nowhere.
Brak: Thank you, magic toenail! You’re so magical and good!
KoRn looks at Super ‘Knot. Super ‘Knot looks at KoRn.
Marvelous Martha Man: God Fieldy is one scary lookin’ mother fucker.
Fieldy: D’Von!
Suddenly, D’Von Dudley pops up out of the potty chair. Fieldy pulls Marvelous Martha Man’s legs out from under him. He stands at MMM’s head, holding his legs up, exposing MMM’s crotch and ass area. D’Von climbs up on top of Chickley’s head.
Fieldy: Wussssaaaaaaaaappppppppp!!!!!
D’Von: Wusssaaaaaaaaappppppppp!!!!!
D’Von dives off of the top of Chickley, headfirst into MMM’s crotch. D’Von stands up, and Fieldy does a double hand push to D’Von’s chest.
Fieldy: D’Von!!! Git tha table!!!
D’Von grabs a table, and sets it up. They then pick up MMM as if to put him through the table. This is when Brak and Zorak run over to Fieldy and D’Von.
Brak: Good day, good day! My name is Count Brakula! I’ve come to suck your blood!
Fieldy: Huh?
Zorak then bites off D’Von’s nose. Brak pokes Fieldy in the eyes, causing him to drop Marvelous Martha Man. Crow then runs over and gives Fieldy his patented “Crow-acanranna”, while Manyk Panyk runs over and begins beating D’Von with her tail.
Manyk Panyk: Dammit, you made my tail change colour again! Damn blood red, go away!
Meanwhile Jon Davis has run behind a tree, and is attempting to hide. David Silveria (aka Sully Erna from Godsmack) is watching on while Brian “Head” Welch has decided to headbutt his way through ‘Knot. He tries to headbutt the Incredible Humper, but misses. The Incredible Humper then begins humping Head’s leg. Head kicks him off, and headbutts him in the stomach. He then decides to take out the Brown Avenger. He gives him a sharp headbutt, then turns to face Mr. Pointy. He gives him a headbutt too. Hmmmm….ouch. Meanwhile James “Munky” Shaffer has climbed a tree and is throwing down coconuts at ‘Knot.
Bat-Bear: Grrrrr….damn…..munky….
Bat-Bear reaches into his utility belt, pulls out his grappling hook, and climbs up the tree. He stuffs a slice of pie down Munky’s throat, and rips off his head. He then pulls off his tail, and swings down to Chickley.
Chickley: GODDAMMIT GET OUT OF MY WAY! I GOT TO GO TO THE GODDAMN BATHROOM! OH, GODDAMN! I DONE SHIT MY GODDAMN PANTS!
Bat-Bear wraps Munky’s tail around Chickley’s neck, until he shuts up.
Bat-Bear: Grrrrr…shut…hell….Chickley….up….
Suddenly, Jim and Joey’s parents float back up on their bobsled. This is when COTA Man finds Jon Davis behind a tree.
Jim and Joey’s Parents: Go, James! Go, James! Go, James!
Joey’s Mom hops out of the bobsled in a cheerleader outfit. She raises her pom-poms.
Joey’s Mom: James, James, he’s our man! If he can’t do it, Stubby can!
COTA Man bends over, and lets one rip. Jon Davis goes flying, and knocks Jim’s parents and Joey’s dad out of the bobsled.
Jim’s Dad: Oh, no! Where’s my little hat? Where’s my little hat?
Manyk Panyk runs over to Joey’s dad.
Manyk Panyk: Loook! Tail!!!!
Manyk Panyk shoves her tail in Joey’s dad’s face. Joey’s dad puts a little Jewish hat with the little Jewish curly hair extension things on Manyk Panyk’s tail. Manyk Panyk’s tail then turns Jew Brown.
Manyk Panyk: Dammit!! It changed again!
Joey’s dad then runs around putting the little Jewish hats on folks, and they burst out about “oh, my god, I’m Jewish now!” and David Silveria walks over to ‘Knot.
David: Hey.
‘Knot: Hey.
Stubby: Hey, you’re pretty cool. We need a new drummer. You wanna be in our band?
David: (shrugs his shoulders) Okay.
Stubby: Cool.
Crow: Dude! I finally did figure out my power! Check this out! My belly button talks!
Crow rips his shirt upwards, exposing his belly button.
Crow’s Belly Button: (singing) Happy trails, to you, until, we meet, again!
Crow: This must make me…
Suddenly, a meteor crashes down to the earth, zapping the powers from Rain, Crow, and Slipknot.
Crow: Dammit!
Shawn: Dude, where’d David go?
Chris: I think the meteor fell on him!
Shawn: Shit.
Rain: Oh, no! My tail fell off!!!
Rain picks up her tail, and sticks it in her pocket.
Rain: Rassa frassin’ ain’t getting’ my tail!
Jim: Dude, check it out! A granny marathon!
Corey: Go number eight! Inch your way across that finish line!
Dude, I Got My Money Ridin’ On Number Sixty-Nine!!!