Yeah, so here we do a little short story thing, 'cause we had a nice long story thing, but then Echo lost his mind, or something, and started another story under the same file, and forgot to save as, and saved OVER the first fucking story...and it was all nice and all, but yeah. Damn jackass. So now we do a half retarded version of the first one, which probably won't be half as good, 'cause that had, like everyone from X-Tina to Snoop Dogg in it. And a big big moment, but we'll probably just deal that up in little ones in the future. Dammit. Anyway....just send Echo hate mail about that. Yeah, like he can get it, anyway. HeH, HeH, Heh....


'K, so, anyway...we start our story at the camper, instead of next door like the original version. We should probably just do deleted scenes and shit for this story. Hmmm...something to keep in mind. Then was the humping, but we'll get to that later. Anyway, there was this humpfest, and then Rain ran up, thought she saw Steven, and started bashing everyone in the head with 2x4's. She then told everyone to pack their shit up, so that they could go to L.A. to kidnap Desmond Harrington, that sexy, sexy guy from such movies as "Ghost Ship", "Wrong Turn", and "My First Mister". She doesn't realize that Echo already fucked him, but it's okay. So, everyone piles up in her bronze Mitsubishi Eclipse that her Cuban husband, Don Juan Melendez, bought her so that he could marry her. Desperate to "get marry mericano womano" to get Immigration off of his ass, he was eager to shell out the big bucks, so Rain jumped all over that. Got a big house, car, hot tub, spa, all kinds of shit. Anyway, everyone piled up in the car, and they took off. Rain hits NOS button...five minutes later, crossed three state lines....realize they're going the wrong way...turn around...ten minutes later, they're in Denver. Five minutes later, they're L.A. bound. They drive around a little bit, and Rain finally finds Desmond's house. They pull up, and head to the door. Rain finds a note on the door. She reads it, and starts taking off her clothes.


Echo: What's it say?


Echo grabs the note. Rain backhands him.


Rain: It says, "Honey, I'm inside. Get naked and join me."


Echo: HuH.


Rain: He called me honey.


Echo and Naked Rain sneak into the house.


Rain: Split up. Find his sexy ass.


Echo: And what do I do when I find it?


Moment of silence.


Echo: Oooo....I know.


Rain: Don't you dare.


Echo: Stop me.


Rain: I will cut you.


They split up, and go looking through the house. They meet back up at the top of the stairs.


Echo: I haven't gotten lucky yet.


Rain: And you won't.


They continue down the hall, and finally find Desmond naked in the bedroom.


Echo: Oooo...sexy nude boiy!


Echo goes flying towards Desmond, and Rain clotheslines him, and then cuts him with a bottletop.


Rain: Mine. For me, and me only.


Desmond: Who are you?


Rain: Your lover.


Desmond: I don't even know you.


Rain: You called me honey.


Desmond: When?


Rain: In my dream the other night. And in this note.


Desmond: That was for my wife, Jennifer.


About this time, Jennifer wanders up the stairs.


Jennifer: Honey, I got some milk at the store and...oh....who are you?


Rain: Get her.


Echo runs over and DDT's Jennifer, then picks her back up and he and Rain give her the 3-D.


Rain: (screaming in Jennifer's face) HAVEN'T YOU HEARD THAT BREAST MILK IS BETTER?!?!?!?!?!? (to Desmond) She can't even lactate, she's no good for you.


Desmond: Oh, god. You two are fucking psychos, aren't you?


Rain looks up from her beagle bedroom shoes.


Rain: No. What gave you that idea?


Desmond: I'm outta here.


Desmond goes to leave.


Rain: Get 'im.


Echo goes running towards Desmond, and Desmond throws his arm out to clothesline him. Echo ducks under. Desmond spins around to face Echo, and Echo waves his hand in front of his face.


Echo: You can't see me!


Echo kicks Desmond in the belly, lifts him up on his shoulders, and gives him the F-U.


**Hmmm...if you don't know wrestling, you're kinda screwed here, aren't you?**


Echo: That's basic Thuganomics.


Rain: You hurt him, you beetch!!!


Echo: No, he's okay. He's still breathing.


Rain and Echo lift up Desmond, and start toting him to the car. They hop in.


Rain: Shit. We forgot the body.


Shawn: I know. You've neglected my body all day. Come rub up on it.


Shawn takes off his shirt and begins jiggling his titties.


Shawn: Go ahead. Rub them. You know you want to.


Rain: Sick bitch.


Shawn: SUCK MY TITTIES, GODDAMMIT!!!


Echo looks at Rain.


Rain: Go ahead.


Echo: I don't know, now....that's...kinda nasty.


Rain: Do it.


Echo begins sucking Shawn's titties.


Rain: Taste good?


Echo: It kinda tastes like ham, actually.


Rain: Taste like Kevin Bacon?


Echo: No, just ham.


Rain: So, Canadian bacon.


Echo: No. Iowa bacon.


Shawn: Come on. Let's make some bacon.


Echo: NO!!! FUCK NO!!!


Shawn: Why not? You did before.


Echo: Yeah, but you weren't wearing that clown mask before. I thought you were Bobcat Goldthwait.


**Oh, yeah. You all didn't know about Echo's three children by Shawn, did you? HeH.**


Rain: Body.


Joey gets out of the car.


Joey: I'll get it!


Joey runs into the house.


Echo: This is gonna be amusing.


Suddenly, Jean's sweet roll flies by. Lewis chases after it.


Lewis: Come here! You got an infection! Bigger and sweeter!


Joey comes backing out of the house, dragging Jennifer by her feet. Her head bounces off of each and every step. Mick and Jim hop out, and stuff her into a cooler, which they put in the trunk.


Rain: Go now.


Rain takes off down the road.


Shawn: Oh, yeah.


Oh, look. Shawn and Sid are fucking in the back seat.


Rain: Don't you fucking cum, you bastards.


Shawn: Again, you mean?


Rain stops the car, and looks back to see a cum stain on her back seat. She hops out of the car, drags Shawn and Sid out, and ties a rope around their ankles. She then fastens the other end of the rope to the back of the car.


Rain: There. Fuck all you want.


Rain hops back in the car, and sees Echo rubbing on Desmond.


Rain: Don't you fucking touch.


Echo: I am, though.


Rain smats Echo.


Rain: Stop.


Echo: Share.


Rain: No.


Echo: But he needs sex!


Rain: No he doesn't. I'm gonna have him neutered.


Echo: When?


Rain: When we get home.


Echo: Who's gonna do it?


Rain: I am.


Echo: You don't know how.


Echo thinks back for a moment to Rain repeatedly stomping him in the nuts.


Echo: Wait...yes you do.


Rain takes off down the road. Shawn and Sid drag behind. They drive a while, and then Echo points.


Echo: Stop here.


Echo runs in, and comes out a few minutes later with a short blonde Canadan ('cause it should be Canadan instead of Canadian, dammit...there's no I in Canada) over his shoulder.


Echo: Look what the sleeper got me!


Echo shoves Avril into the front seat.


Echo: Go.


Rain takes off down the road. Five miles down the road, they stop again. Echo and Rain hop out of the car. They go over to Julia Roberts and Reese Witherspoon and proceed to stick grenades in their mouths. Their heads blow up, and Captain Spaulding wanders up.


Captain Spaulding: Buck-buck-buckaw! Buck-buck-buckaw!


Rain and Echo give him the bodies of Julia, Reese, and Jennifer.


Captain Spaulding: Good. Now I can make 'em into chicken! Hot and spicy!


Echo: Hell yeah.


Rain engages in mind sex with Desmond.


Desmond: Mmmm...mhmmmm....


Echo barges in, and begins poking Desmond in the ass.


Rain: You beetch.


Rain pulls out a sharpie marker and a knife and begins giving Echo prison tattoos. She gives him one that says "No. Mine." on his arm, a happy face on one hand, a heart on his thumb, a spider web on his elbow, "Avril" on the side of his neck, and "Eggshell" on the back of his neck.


Rain: There.


Rain takes off again. They ride and ride, and finally get back to Iowa. Rain drags Desmond off so they can engage in more mind sex. Echo drags Avril off to watch Inuyasha. The members of Slipknot run off to do...who knows what. Shawn is wearing a crotchless cat suit, so you know what he has in mind. Anyway. To be continued...