We'll start off with a picture of a faerie on a grape vine. How did he get up there? He used his faerie wings of course! The cops claimed they were stolen and plucked 'em in mid-flight! Rain didn't try to help him either. She just laughed.



Speaking of cops... this is a picture of a drug bust! I'm fucking serious! We were sitting in the parking lot at the store on the sign, and this car drove by... then around 10 cop cars and 5 unmarked cars swarmed in behind him, boxed 'em in, jerked the black dudes out the car, and threw 'em on the hood! Rain just happened to have her digital camera in the car, so we got a picture of it! So fun! Rain also had some weed on her, so she slid down in there seat, cause she's a paranoid bitch. She thought they were coming after her!! AND THEY STILL ARE, GODDAMMIT!!



One of the Chinese resturants in Warrenton. Rain and Crow both live between Norlina and Warrenton, so we can put both towns on here. Ha. We're so special! Now, Warrenton is fucking high-tech compared to Norlina Hell-ina. We'll show you a picture of Warrenton, the so-called town, next, but this one... Okay, a few years ago when this place moved in, all the goddamn stray animals disappeared!!! Which is scary!! And you go in there one day and they have goldfish in a tank and you go in there the next day, and guess what?! THE MOTHER FUCKING GOLDFISH ARE GONE!! THEY'RE FUCKING COOKING THE SHIT!! Rain has gotten food poisoning from this place twice. She should've learned the first damn time. She stopped eating at Chinese places after that. Oh yeah! The "crab meat" there is grey with fucking red food coloring on it!! Rain ordered this once, got home, opened it, and saw the shit! No eat!! Throw away!! Wouldn't even give to cat!! Would make cat a cannibal!! Oh, and the sign at one time claimed it to be the "New C I A Restaurant". Lovely. Why the FUCK does the Central Intelligence (American intelligence, yeah, sure) Agency need a restaurant



Here's Warrenton, the so-called town! Well, a building on "Main Street". Warrenton and Norlina both mainly consist of hardware, drug, and antique stores. Wait... no! Hell-ina has no drug stores. This is an antique store. Two gay guys own it. Know what else? It has hardware stores on both sides of it! Seriously! That's how bad it is! Also, this is as tall as the buildings get here.



Once apon a time, this was a seafood market. It's down the road from the evil Chinese place I told you about and right across from Mental Health. The windows are busted out and the wood is rotten and shit. It's basically waiting for a good wind to come along...



This is an old wherehouse thing. It's about to fucking fall down and they still store shit in it. Across the street from this is one of the biggest drug dealing places in Warrenton. We took a picture of that but it didn't show up good enough.


Oh, boy. This pic wants to be an asshole and not show up. Fun. Just click on it.


There's this craaaaaaazy mother fucker that thinks he's superman... he fucking dresses in there... but here's the problem... he's really damn big, and whenever he turns around his ass and genitals streak across the glass. It's sick, dude. Then he runs out of the phone booth screaming "The British are coming!! The British are coming!!!" Then he pulls out this cap gun and shoots it at people walking down the sidewalk. In the background is the courthouse and the police department. HE DOES THIS RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE FUCKING POLICE!!


Goddamn! What the FUCK is wrong with your town?!