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Dude, we need some fucking help. Okay, we're searching all over for at least one picture of Preparation H Raymond. You know, a dude we've had in a story or two already, and is going to make a few more soon. Yeah, the dude we stole from Conan. Does anybody know where we can get a pic of him?!?


By the way, this page is just a joke. We do not hate Slipknot. We're just crazy... But if you want to think that we do hate them - fuck you. You should have read the warning page!





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