First, you have trouble getting out of bed.

You have a stiff neck.

You washed your hair and couldn't do a thing with it.

Your new diet doesn't seem to be working out.

You pulled a muscle when you tried to exercise.

Your new hat looked better on you at the store.

The boss chewed you out at work.

At lunchtime you get caught in the rain.

You feel trapped.

On top of all that you think you're coming down with the flu.

And finally, you're alone in the house at night when you think you hear a noise in the basement.