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reate new elements with Little Alchemy 2. Start with four basic items and make your way up to creating complex items. (Educational Value: Great for kids to learn about elements and reactions.)









































he police detectives were having trouble determining whether or not their suspects were guilty. They just couldn't get them to confess. After hearing word of a psychic who is able to determine if any person brought before him committed a crime, they decide to consult him.

They bring the first suspect in, and instantly the man says, “This person has committed murder. He murdered a pizza man delivering to his house.”

Speechless, the police start to think this man is the real deal. “He has to be telling the truth,” they say to each other. “We haven’t told him anything about the case.”

They bring another suspect in, and instantly the man says, “this man is innocent, and has committed no crimes. He was framed of burglary by his next-door neighbor.” The cops are dumbfounded. “How does he know? We haven’t told him anything about the case!”

But the cops are still a bit skeptical and decide to make a little test. They bring in a beautiful woman they know to have not committed a felony. An officer enters the room with her, and instantly the man says, “This woman has committed theft.”

The officer, knowing this is a lie, tell the man, “We knew it! We brought her in to truly test your abilities, and clearly you're a fraud!” They dismiss the woman.

“I would catch up to her if I were you,” says the man.

“And why is that?” Asks the officer.

“Because she is a pickpocket, and she stole your wallet.”
















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