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You are 13.8% more likely to die on your birthday.











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ine-tune your workout with this fun website, MuscleWiki. It not only gives you a full diagram of the muscles in your body but how to stretch and work them out!









































n Englishman, a Frenchman and a Russian are standing in a museum looking at a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the garden of Eden. The three stare at it intently.

"Look at their reserve, their calm," muses the British man. "They must be British."

The three of them ponder this possibility for a moment before the Frenchman and the Russian shake their heads in disagreement.

"Nonsense," says the Frenchman. "They're naked and so beautiful, enjoying the best of life. Clearly they are French."

The Brit and Russian agree on this point, but after a moment the Russian shakes his head again.

"No clothes, no shelter ..." He muses. "Also, they have only an apple to eat but they're told this is Paradise. They are clearly Russian!"
















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