wo old guys from a senior center were sipping lemonade on the porch when one asks the other: “Ralph, I’m 92-years-old and even my aches have pains. You must be close to my age. How are you feeling?”
Ralph says, “Like a brand new baby.”
“No kidding! Like a brand new baby?”
“Yep. No teeth, no hair, and wet diapers.”
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