man walks into an ice cream parlor and briskly orders a large chocolate cone. The waitress gets him a large cone.
The man quickly downs the cone and says, “again.”
The girl looks a little surprised but get him another large ice cream cone.
The man quickly eats the cone and says, “again.”
The waitress, visibly concerned, gets him another large chocolate cone.
The man quickly downs the cone, “again.”
The girl says, “hold up man! You gotta slow down!”
The man says “trust me, if you had what I had, you’d be eating this fast too.”
“Sir,” says the Waitress, quietly leaning over the counter asks, “what do you HAVE?”
“A dollar.”
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