First, you can expect that Paige (or, His Haleyness, as I call him) will NOT be going to sleep, because he will be rather high on stuff. But do not try to steal it from him, because he is not an idiot. He will avoid you at all costs, leaving you defenseless against what else is going on. Such as:

Jay doing that which has made him rather famous in several places, his strip show. Many believe that this is because of his love for vodka, and that he drinks a bit TOO much (is there such a thing?) and becomes, how do I put this, horny? Erotic? Whatever you want to call it, I say it's a hell of a show!!!

Ryan will be stumbling around alot, don't expect him to pass out quickly, but you might want to have an ambulance around.

You CAN expect to have several holes in your wall. These happen because of Ryan's head (remember his stumbling around?). He has a tendency to bump into things when he's drunk. I know. Last time we partied, he latched onto my butt, and we had a hell of a time trying to get him off!!!

Now, with Amir, you expect a great time, because Amir knows how to party!!! This probably comes from his time with the band Rough Cutt. You might want to have some Ginsana handy for him though.

Did we forget anybody? Oh, yeah, Bobby!! You don't usually see Bobby around much, and I found out why. During one party, I got rather drunk, and headed for the bathroom. (hey, i had to puke, so sue me!! wait, no, bad idea!) Well, I had to go through a bedroom to get to the bathroom, and that's when I found Bobby. See, he has a tendency to bring along his collection of, how to put this, "movies", and all I'm saying is, I found him in a compromising position, with his pants around his ankles, watching Shane's World 6. I could be wrong though, as I said I was rather drunk....it coulda been Shane's World 7...




Original Story Idea by Rain, Embellished by Crow