Ryan Shuck	Bill Clinton
Called "The drunk guy"	Called "Bill The Mack Daddy Playa"
In the band Orgy	Has Orgies
Looked up to by followers of "Orgy-ism"	Looked up to by followers of "Blowjob-ism"
Likes to get drunk	Likes to have sex
Has friends named Jay Gordon, Paige Haley (his Haleyness), Bobby Hewitt, and Amir Derakh	Has "friends" called Gennifer, Monica, Erica, Rita, Tina, Sandra, Mary, Jessica, etc.
Gets paid by the hour	Pays by the hour
Cheats on his "No-Alcohol" diet	Cheats on his wife
Has a crooked sense of humor	His sense of humor isn't the only thing that's crooked...
"A little bit of beer never hurt anyone!"	"A little bit of Monica in my pants life, A little bit of Erica on my hide by my side..."
Reminds you of Beavis and Butt-Head	Reminds you of Don Juan and Cassanova