Here are some love spells NOT to try:


Paige Haley, bassist of Orgy as we all know,
Be lover of mine, when the lights go low,
Screwing in dirt, Screwing in grass,
My how I love, to get ahold of your ass!!!


Ryan, Ryan, drunk as can be,
Don't you know he's just right for me,
Drinking beer and stuff all day long,
Don't you know I'd like to get ahold of his schlong


Bobby, Bobby, he's so fine,
Won't you please just make him mine,
Even with his greasy ass spanish hair,
I'd choke to death, but I don't care,
If he were mine, no more of him beating his dick,
And no more porn star he'd have to lick!!!


Jay Gordon is so fine,
When we screw, he blows my mind,
If he were mine, I'd love him to death,
Even if I smelled Vodka on his breath


Amir's my baby, or so it's said,
I wanna find out, how he is in bed,
Looking at his hair, you can tell he's not the same,
But he better learn, not to forget my name!!!