All the information on the page: Al's Piece of Paradise : is not considered vulgar. If this information offends anyone, we here at Al's Paradise don't give a flying pile of doggie doo. We here at Al's paradise only made this page to have some fun. We believe that vulgarity is in the mind of the person, not the mind of the public, so if you are one of those winy, spoiled, annoying butts, Unless you are a hemroid, get off my ass. We here at Al's Paradise will not take any information off the website, we have found it to be in good taste and morally valuable. You will respect my authority, and you will send donations and credit card numbers to my email address, which is on the last page, just hit back. If you have any questions that don't start with how, what, when, where, or why, email them to us, and we will be in touch. Oh, you can't lodge a complaint unless you have signed the guestbook, and said something nice about the site. Another quick little point, if you don't sign the guestbook and you are reading this, know that we here at Al's Paradise know where you live and where you sleep, and we here at Al's Paradise have mob ties, so don't mess with us.
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