(James, Jessie and Meowth are running through the forest. Meowth is on James' head screaming while a big snorlax is rolling towards them [like the boulder in Indiana Jones]. James is dressed like Indiana Jones, Meowth is dressed like the fat guy, Jessie is dressed as "Indie's" ::cough:: "love interest::, and Teem is dressed as the German dude. Teem puts his head in the dirt, hoping not to be seen.) Jessie:: JAMES, WHY DID YOU CUSS OUT THAT SNORLAX!?! James:: I couldn't get the toy Pikachu that was on that stand!! Jessie:: Just because we have never in our lives caught Ash's Pikachu doesn't mean that you need the one that talks and shocks you ….. (She turns and looks at the camera.) In stores now! Meowth: (Looks up.) Its only $39.99 plus tax! (James stops. Then he remembers something , he looks back and sees Teem.) James: TEEM is out there I need to go help! (Jessie and Meowth hide in a crack in the cave. The Mission Impossible music plays in the background for James. James cal- culates the moves and actions and tries to dodge the snorlax but James gets run over by the over-larged piece of freak. The snorlax stops and pulls James off of its butt and lays him out flat on the floor and rolls away.) Jessie: Where'd Teem go? Meowth: Maybe a guy named Kwai suddenly came down and grabbed Teem before he was crushed and smashed and horribly mutilated (He smashes his hands [oops] paws to illustrate it.) by the over larged freak. Jessie: ::blinkblink:: How did you know that? Meowth:: Well besides the point that this guy behind me is TELLING me... The Guy Behind Meowth:: Shutup, you stupid CAT!! (Flicks him on the head.) Meowth:: (Looks back at the guy with red eyes and a monster voice.) NO one flicks me!! (Meowth jumps the guy that was recently behind him.) Meowth: YOU!!! (The guy lifts his hand up and Meowth floats in mid-air.) Meowth: Look, Ma! No feet! (Cheezy rimshot.) The Guy:: My name is... "Kwai" (BUM BUM BUM.... [dra- matic reverb]) Kwai: What was that? (Teem makes a quiet roaring noise, Kwai looks over his shoulder at Teem, who is chasing his tail.) Soooo... What is his IQ? Jessie:: Oh, don't worry. That's how he works out Kwai:: Weird one ain't he? (Jessie nods as if to be depressed.) Kwai: Anyway (James is lying on the floor flat as a piece of paper and all wrinkled up.) James: Um... Guys can I get some help over here? Jessie: My beautiful James what did he do……I mean you are SO stupid you knew that that THING would crush you!! You should have sent out Meowth! Meowth: HEY!! Teem: Well, he should have. (Kwai coughs to get there attention.) Jessie: OH James this is Kwai (Drums again.) ::bum bum:: were does that noise come from? (Kwai shrugs.) Kwai: But none of the less. Hi James. (They shake.) James: OUCH!! (Starts cussing in Japanese.) That's a good hand shake Meowth: Really? Let me see. (Meowth and Kwai shake, and Meowth's hand falls off. They look at each other, they both scream very loud, Meowth lands in James' lap and, well, Kwai lands in Jessie's lap.) Kwai: Doin' anything tonight?!! Jessie: Oh your disgusting. Teem: Hey that's my line!!! Kwai: Oh, shutup you american freak... Oh wait, I'm an American (Kwai lifts Teem in the air.) You stay there for a min (Kwai runs after Jessie.) Come back here you piece of heaven! James:: (Hits Kwai.) She's mine! You …. You Barney Rubble! Teem: (While in the air, sarcastic.) Oh, good one James! Even I couldn't think of that one. Kwai! Will you let me down now!!! Kwai: (Evil grin.) Sure…^_^ (Lets him fall.) Teem: (Looks down, looks at the camera, blinks, falls to the ground with his feet in the air. Suddenly, they all teleport to Giovanni's place. Giovanni is in a tutu , He turns around and his eyes are like the powerpuff girls', he smiles at them and he turns around and puts on a bridal veil, he sings by himself -->:: "I Got Rhythm, I Got Music, I Got My Gal Who Could Ask For Any Thing More. Misty's sisters come in with I Am Weasel fur coats around them, they put their arms around Giovanni.) Girls: He's Got Rhythm, He's Got Music, He's Got His Girl Who Could Ask For Any Thing More (The Narrator Joins in, RedGuy, Shaggy and Scooby join.) He's got his Girl Who Could Ask For Any Thing More (Shaggy and Scoob see food and run to it.) Giovanni: Cut!! Cut!! (They all start mumbling and stomp off the stage.) ALL: ::blinkblink:: Teem: Even I'm scared after that one. RedGuy: There were no saiyans hurt in the making of this film. ....Except for me! NOBODY LOVES ME!! WHY WHEN I WAS A YOUNG SAIYAN MY DAD WOULD TAKE ME TO GO SEARCH FOR THE DRAGONBALLS... BUT NO! I wanted to be a normal saiyan! you know blow things up and laugh at Krillin (RedGuy cry.) Ooh. Hold on, I'm not a saiyan oh (Redguy laugh.), pardon me. END! personal quote from Kwai: Hi! I'm Kwai you may remmber me from such fan-fictions as... this one! I know I didn't do much in this episode, but Zack will try to do it next time. I'll beat him up if he doesn't! Zack: ((I brought you in this world I can take you out!)) Kwai: Yeah, sure, but if you do like what I do, E-mail me at---->> KwaiMeowth@aol.com