"A Road to Nowhere"

Teem: (Blinks) Ok, Bry, would you explain to me why we're
here again?
Bryon: -.- I already told you. I was bored, so I decided to write a
little fanfic battle. 
Teem: O.O; You mean Pokemon right?
Bryon: No, I don't do well on Pokemon fights.
Teem: (still sweating) So what kind of fight is it?
Bryon: Dragon Ball Z.
Teem: (very large sweatdrops now) AND YOU CHOOSE
ME??!!! WHY????
Bryon: Because you're the only one who I think could actually
help me with this fanfic when I'm done.
Teem: - -; I'm flattered.
Bryon: Oh, c'mon Teem, you're my buddy, you think I wouldn't 
let you get hurt...  too much.
Teem: I feel so safe (rolls eyes)
Bryon: Or I could just let them beat the crud outa' ya'.
Teem: -.- And like that time you tried to crush my glasses was
an ACCIDENT??? I DON'T THINK SO!
Bryon: I'm sorry, ok? I was just…  a little possessed at the time.
Teem: Sure… 
Bryon: Just help me out ok?
Teem: Ok.
Bryon: ^_^ Good we're at an agreement
Teem:  ¬ ¬; What, no sarcastic comment?
Bryon: Oh so-Nevermind here they come
Teem: WHA?
(Two Saiyans in sayin armor land in front of the arguing friends)
Teem: AAHHHHHH!!! SAIYANS!!!!
Bryon: Teem, you're a saiyan.
Teem:  ¬ ¬; Oh yeah
Bryon: Hey Teem?
Teem: Yo?
Bryon: WATCH OUT!  (dives into Teem, pushing him outta' the
way from a ki blast)
Teem: ::blinkblink:: Yeah thanks.
Bryon: (holding out both hands) Kameya…
(A loud whining sound grows, Teem is sitting next to Bryon with
a vacant stare.) MEYA (Bryon throws the powerful blast at the
shorter saiyan. He side-flips out of the way of the blast, slightly
scorching his leg as he lands he hurls a ki disc at Bryon. Teem
looks up, his eyes do that huge eye-bulge thing, and he falls on
his back. It flies over him and hits a cliff)
Bryon: (while throwing more ki blasts at the sayins) Hey Teem,
you wanna help me?
Teem: Oh uh sure.
(Teem stands up and hurls 2 spirit bombs at each saiyan. They
promptly fall over, defeated)
Bryon: And you could do that from the start?
Teem: Well yeah.
Bryon: - -; He would be the strong one.
Teem: What?
Teem: So…What do you wanna do now?
Bryon: Let's go to TR headquarters, I wanted to see that
Mewthree thing you found
Teem: Ok
Bryon: (checking his pockets) Hey Teem?
Teem: Yes Bry?
Bryon: -.- Where's my wallet?
Teem: O.O Uh got me?
Bryon: I'll get you all right
Teem: Delet? You here buddy? I could use you right now >.<
(A little Delet walks up behind him. The Delet looks at Bry and
sends an electrical blast his way)
Bryon: You know, I didn't write this story for you to be the hero.
Teem: Ok, I'm sorry.
Bryon: ^_^ I'm joking, I'm glad you're getting into this
Teem: Ooook, you know Bry, you can be weirder than I can if
you want to.
Bryon: No. Not weird, just (Dramatic pause, raises pinkie to lips)
EVIL?
Teem: ::blinkblink::
Bryon: Nevermind.
Teem: I can do that!
Bryon: Uhh so what do we do now?
Teem: I think this is the end of the story.
Bryon: Well this had no point.
Teem: Yeah but it was kinda funny
Bryon: Howso?
Teem: I'll explain it later
Bryon: Okie
Bryon: Oh yeah, and Teem?
Teem: Yeah?
Bryon: GIVE ME BACK MY WALLET!!!

Author's Rantings
Umm, Well I guess this is the end, Bye, oh and if you don't get
the evil thing, its an inside joke with my friends, so (thumbs up) C
ya round

CbrViolatr@aol.com