(Author's Rantings)------------------------------------------- Romance lovers read on! Guess which cute couple makes their beginning in thiiiiis one, hehehehe... I know Abra, you hate me now, but you know the old showbiz saying: "Give the people what they want!" (Beginning of Story)------------------------------------------ Episode Nine: I'm still not sure if this is a romance, an action, or a comedy story... Hmm... maybe it's an... action romady! Narrator: (Sarcastic tone of voice.) Oh? What's this? Looks like I have some lines this time! How interesting!!! Hmm!!! Author: Just read it, okay? Narrator: Hmmph... Welcome, Pokémaniacs to (everybody now!) another exciting episode of Pokémon! Hmm, seems like this is another Team Rocket Headquarters episode. - -; Ash: Aw, man! Author: Sorry, Ash, I'll get back to you after a while, I just have a few story lines to wrap up. Ash: Oh, okay, fine. (Sighs and walks off.) (The scene opens on Abra, Alex, and Jolteon talking to Giovanni, Sirius, and Max.) Giovanni: (Pets Persian.) Mmm... You two seem to have done a good job keeping Jessie and James apart. Max: (Mutters.) Even if they DO keep making passes at each other... (Giovanni grumbles and Persian growls.) Sirius: (Whispers.) Max! One more quote like that and there's NO hope for you EVER being Boss's Assistant! Got it? Alex: (Doing his best to ignore them.) Thank you, sir, we've tried our best! Abra: Our very best! (Grins cheezily.) Jolteon: Da' bestest of da' best! (Grins even cheezilier... er... cheezier... um... oh, nevermind.) Giovanni: CUT THAT OUT! (They all stop grinning and look solemn again.) Sirius: Uh... Sir, I believe there may still be a problem, however... Giovanni: Oh? Sirius: Well... uh... Teem, er... he uh... Max: He told us not to say anything, but we DID overhear the little moron talking about some plan to get Jessie and James together again... Abra: I SAY WE LYNCH HIM!!! Alex: YEAH!!! Jolteon: Geeze! What he do ta' you guys? Read ya' diaries or sumthin'? (They both turn and snarl at him.) Okay! I'll shut up! (He winces in fear.) Giovanni: Well, I suggest you keep close tabs on Teem! Don't let him be alone for a MOMENT! Got it? Sirius: Uh... what about Jessie and James, sir? Giovanni: Huh? Oh, them too! Max: (He rolls his eyes and shakes his head, mumbling.) Idiot. (Abra and Co. nod.) Giovanni: NOW GET LOST! (They rush out as usual.) Max: (Looks over at Sirius, whispers and imitates his voice.) "Uh... what about Jessie and James, sir?" Do you realize how much you sounded like Mr. Smithers right then? (Sirius sighs and rolls his eyes. Later on, Teem is playing with Delet while Abra walks up to him.) Teem: Oh, hello, Abra! Delet: Delet, Del! Let delet del? {Hi, Abra! How you been?} Teem: Delet, howcome you seem to talk so well if you're only a few weeks old? Delet: Del Delet let delet del, Let. {We Delets mature quickly, Teem.} Abra: Eh, yeah, anyway, Giovanni told me to keep an eye on you. Teem: Ah, good enough, I wanted to talk to you anyway... Abra: Oh? Teem: Yes, I uh... noticed you sorta like Alex, hmm? Abra: (Grrrrrrr.) No! Teem: Oh, come on, you can tell me, I'm your buddy! I'm really sorry about reading your diary and all... Abra: (Sigh.) It's okay, Teem... and... (Giggle.) yeah, I do sorta think Alex is cute... heh... Delet: Awwwwww!!!! Teem: Awwwwww!!!! Abra: (Screams at them.) SHUT UP! > < Teem: Oh, sorry. It's just cute, you know... considering how he feels and all... Abra: (Sweatdrop.) He probably hates me... I'm so mean to him... - -; Teem: Actually, quite the contrary! Hehehe... Abra: What? Delet: Let delet del del delet! {He's got the hots for ya, kid!} Abra: He does not! Teem: Uh... yes, he does. Abra: He... does? (She smiles.) Teem: (Nods.) Uh huh... it's a shame that Giovanni doesn't like close relationships in the Team, though... huh? Abra: (Sigh.) Yeah... hold on, Teem, I'm gonna go write some- thing in my diary... Teem: (Evil grin.) Nooooo problem, Abra! (He high-fives Delet as Abra goes to write about this. Later on, Alex walks in on them. Delet growls quickly at him.) Alex: Hey, dorks... The Boss told me to keep an eye on you. Teem: Yeah, G can be pretty evil sometimes... Alex: (Mutters in Japanese.) ...stupid American... Teem: Eh... anyway, Alex, I couldn't help but er... notice in your journal that you think Abra's cute. Alex: No I don't! Teem: Oh, alright. I wouldn't blame you, though. She is sorta' attractive. 'Course, it's not like I'm obsessed or anything, that's just my opinion... Alex: (Grabs Teem by the collar.) You been lookin' at my girl? (Delet fireblasts Alex off of him.) Teem: (Grins.) I thought you didn't like her? Alex: (Grumbles.) Alright, I do, okay? What's your problem with it, BlueBoy? Teem: (Shrugs.) Nothing, I just know that she likes you too. (Looks at his gloves thoughtfully.) Alex: She does? (Delet nods.) Teem: Sure, in fact, she... Abra: (Runs in.) Okay, I'm back, Teem, I was just writing what you said about... ::blinkblink:: Oh... (Cough.) Hi, Alex... ¬ ¬; Alex: Hi... (Cough.) Abra... ¬ ¬; Teem: (Slaps his leg in mock surprise.) WELL SPEAK OF THE DEVIL! o_O Delet: Del delet del delet! {The devil the devil!} Abra: Huh? Teem: We were just talking about stuff... hehehehe... Delet: (Nudges Alex closer to Abra and hops in Abra's arms.) Delet! ^_^ Alex: Eh... um... Abra? Abra: ::blinkblink:: What, Alex? (Pets Delet. Delet purrs happily.) Alex: Er... um... eh... I mean uh... (Gulp.) I uh... think you're kinda'... cute, Abra... (Sweatdrop.) Abra: OHHHHH!!! That's so sweeeeeet, Alex! I love you too! (She drops Delet and hugs Alex.) Delet: LET! > <; Alex: Uh... hehehe... ^_^; Teem: (Evil laugh.) Heehehehehe... Max: (Dashes in, grinning like a maniac.) I knew it! The Boss is gonna' be reallllly mad about this! I may even get a promotion for bringing you punks in! Everyone Else: (Looks around aimlessly.) Huh? What? ::blink- blink:: Max: Don't play dumb with me! (He clobbers them all and brings them to Giovanni. They all reawaken in Giovanni's office.) Giovanni: Well done, Max! I'm promoting you to Boss's Assistant! (Persian purrs.) Sirius: ALRIGHT, MAN! (High-fives him.) Max: Who da' man? Huh? Who da' man? Giovanni: Will you two shut up? (Persian growls and swipes at them.) Sirius and Max: (Both squeal and sound like Smithers.) Yes, Sir! Teem: Hiya, G, what's up? Hehe ^_^ (Grins in full defiance of Giovanni.) Giovanni: You know "What's up," Teem. And DON'T CALL ME "G"! Teem: Ohhhhh... Touchy! (Evil grin.) Giovanni: (Glares at Teem, then turns to Abra and Alex.) So, you two lovebirds wanna' be together too, huh? (They look at Teem accusingly.) Abra: Teem! Why did you do this? Alex: Are you some kind of idiot? Teem: I know what I'm doing, guys! Giovanni: From this point onward, I'm going to have to keep you all separated! Teem: Uh... ::blink:: Giovanni: Teem, you are no longer to associate with them, I'm also breaking up the two teams. Teem: Uh... ::blinkblink:: Giovanni: And I'm taking that Delet that you apparently FORGOT to give to me! Delet: (Jumps up on Teem's head.) DEL!!! o O; Teem: That's it! No one, but NO ONE takes Delet from me, OR separates Jessie and James and gets away with it! Not even you! Abra: (Coughs.) Ah-hem! Teem: Uh? Oh, yeah, Abra and Alex too. Giovanni: I hardly think you're in a position to retaliate, Teem. (He snaps his fingers and Sirius and Max grab Abra and Alex.) Teem: Don't bet on it, laughing-boy! Delet! Blackout attack!!! (Delet leaps up and does that smoke-cloud... thingy. The cloud surrounds Sirius and Max and knocks them out with an explosion [Abra and Alex also get knocked about a little, hey, the plan wasn't PERFECT!]) Teem: Good girl, now make sure they're okay, I'll take on Big Boy myself. Giovanni: Ohhhh... Look at the widdle cwass 5 saiyan! All big and tough and gonna' beat me up! I'm soooo scared! Teem: Better a class 5 saiyan than a scum-level human! (He points two fingers at Giovanni and shouts something in Japanese. Giovanni gets blasted by a green bolt of energy, but still manages to point a gun at Delet.) Giovanni: Try that again and Delet dies! (Persian pounces Teem.) Teem: OOF! > <; (Delet squeals and Abra and Alex hug each other and squeal as well. Teem stares strangely at Giovanni and concentrates hard. Giovanni begins to shudder and grabs his head pain- fully. After a few minutes, he collapses unconscious to the floor.) Alex: WOW! ::blinkblink:: Abra: How'd you do that? Teem: It's a mind-control trick I learned a few years ago... (He stares at Persian and knocks him out. He ties up Giovanni and calls the cops, imitating Ash's voice.) "Uh... Hello, Officer Jenny? I found the leader of Team Rocket! Yeah... Uh... I found this transporter-uh... thingy, I'll send him to you..." (He stares at Giovanni and Persian and they disappear, various screams are heard on the phone. Teem hangs up.) Hehehehe... so much for that... Sirius and Max: (They wake up dizzily.) Huh? Teem: Congrats, guys, you're the NEW Bosses! Both: Huh? Teem: Just try to be a little nicer, okay? (They pass out again.) Abra: Teem, I can't believe you did all that... Teem: Hey, I can't be the idiot all the time! Alex: I beg to differ... - -; Teem: Watchit! (Glares at him.) Well... come on, Delet. (Picks her up and hugs her, she's still a little scared.) And you two are free to go on a date or whatever you want, see ya! ^_~ (He walks out, and goes to his apartment where James and Jessie are talking a little.) Jessie: ::blink:: Teem! What happened to you? You look terrible! James: More than usual, at least. (He grins in a buddy-teasing sort of way.) Teem: Oh... not much... beat up Giovanni, made Max and Sirius the new bosses o' TR... James: What? Teem: (Smiles.) You guys are free to be together again! (James and Jessie smile at each other, then kiss for a long time.) Teem: Awww... ain't it cute, Delet? Delet: (Shakes her head, looks at them.) Awwww... Delet... ^_^ Teem: Hehehe... Narrator: Jessie and James are together again! Thanks to Teem, of course! And now Abra and Alex are too! How sweet! It's just adorable! Maybe Ash and Misty will be next! (Extremely sarcastic.) Ash: EW! Misty: Don't bet on it! Teem: Hey! What about Misty and Brock? Misty: WHAT? Brock: (Screams with his hands on his head.) AAAAAGH!!! Narrator: Stay tuned! (After the screen blacks out, he turns to the Author.) WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT? That was the STUPIDEST story I've ever seen! I mean, even the Mr. Mime episode made more sense than this! What were you SMOKING, boy? Author: Sorry... - -; The End (The Last Word)----------------------------------------------- Okay, on second thought, that was weirder than I meant it to be. Oh well... ::shrug::