(Author's Rantings)------------------------------------------- H'okay, let me set a few things straight here... I know that there's a lot of plot holes lately, I'm working on that. I'm editing the old stories over and over until they're at their best (How else do you think the first few ended up so nice?). Anyway, I'll be fixing up the stories, giving them better descriptions and all, and what-not, but remember, some of the plot holes are there just to make you giggle, after all, my main purpose for these is to let people have a laugh and have fun. Okiedokie? Okay! Onward to half-baked, weakly-written plaguarism! ^_^ (By the way, I know that they didn't end up going to that restaurant from Episode 15. That's one of the plot holes that I just frankly don't care about.) (Beginning of Story)------------------------------------------ Episode Eighteen: Breaking Up Isn't Hard to Do Bry: Hiya! (He waves excitedly.) It's me! Bry! THE WORLD'S GREATEST POKéMON NARRATOR!!! YEAH!!! (He does yet another triumphant pose and grins.) If you remember last ti-- (He is instantaneously stopped short by the real Narrator.) Narrator: Okay, kid, break it up! I'm back! Bry: (Putting up a strong argument.) But... but... but... I thought you were leaving! Narrator: (Giving an equally strong argument.) Well, I changed my mind! Bry: (Impersonates Lucille Ball, but not very well... okay, he stinks at it.) But Ricky! I wanted to be in the show! WAAAAH! Narrator: (Impersonates Desi Arnez, also doing a horrible job.) Lucy! NO! No no no no NO! Bry: Fine, then, I'll get the Mertz's to help me! FRED! ETHEL! (Kernie and the Red Guy appear, dressed appropriately.) Kernie: (As Fred.) Yeah, what's up, Luce? Red: (As Ethel.) What's going on, girl? (He puts his hands on his hips in the same way Ethel used to do.) Author: Oh, forget it! You know what? I don't need ANY nar- ration for the beginning of this! GET LOST! All: What? Author: You heard me! Beat it! (They all stomp off growling to themselves.) Author: Let's just get on with it. (The scene opens in early morning. Everyone is getting their things packed up to go, and they don't exactly look like they've slept well. They all continue to make various com- ments to the two newly-weds.) Brock: You know, we could have just stayed at the estate for a few more days. Misty: Or you could have just stayed there and not come with us. Teem: Or at LEAST kept it DOWN a little! Ash: Yeah! That was gross! Delet: (Still in Saiyan form.) I couldn't sleep at all! Meowth: It was sick! Pikachu: Piiiika pika! (Jessie and James smile nervously and blush.) Ash: (Sighs sleepily.) So, Brock, where are we going next? Brock: (Yawns and looks at his map.) Hmm... I don't know... we've gotten side-tracked quite a bit, thanks to Teem and the Author's plot-holes, made-up towns, and map changes. Teem: Hehehehehe ^_^; (He giggles nervously.) Well, we gotta' keep the stories unique! James: (Relieved that the topic has changed.) Why don't we all split up for now? I still want to start on my own training, Ash only has a few badges to go, and Teem... what DO you want to do, Teem? Teem: (He shrugs, realizing that he hadn't planned at all.) I... dunno, I've just been hanging around you guys... I would like to see if that Sabrina girl could teach me how to use my powers better, though... Delet: (She gets a jealous look in her eye.) Oh? Sabrina, eh? What's she got that I don't, Teem? (Everyone coughs and tries not to laugh.) Teem: Huh? Wha... nothing! She's just psychic and all and I figured that she could teach me how to use my powers! Delet: Well... okay... James: So, what do you say? We all split up for now? Ash: Sounds good to me. Teem: Well... I dunno... Delet: ::blinkblink:: (Thinks to herself.) Wait a minute... if we do that... I'LL HAVE THAT HOT BLUE DREAMBOAT ALL TO MYSELF! HIKEEBA!!! (She then speaks outloud.) YES! Sounds like a GREAT idea to me! ^_^ Teem: Uh... ::blinkblink:: Alright... but let's all keep in touch, okay? Everyone: Right! (They all smile and nod to each other.) Author: (Speaking in an English accent.) Yes, and split-up they did! Facing infinite trials and tribulations along their way, yet pressing ever-onward to their ultimate goal! (Everyone looks up and blinks.) Misty: We haven't even started yet. Author: Sorry. (The scene fades out and the Author's voice is heard as the screen blackens.) Author: Can I narrate now? Misty: Go ahead. Author: Okay. (Regains his accent.) And so they separated in their separate ways. For now, let us follow Teem and Delet's journey. Delet: (With her arm around Teem's shoulders.) So... Teem... What do you want to do now that we're... alone in the woods? Teem: Huh? (Looks up from his map.) What are you talking about, Delet? Delet: Oh, you know, sweetheart... (She wraps her tail around his.) Is there anything you want to... do? Teem: ::blinkblink:: Not really... ::blink:: Oh, hey! I am kinda' hungry, though, could you get one of Brock's dough- nut/rice ball thingies out of your backpack? Delet: (Sigh.) Okay. Teem: Thanks, Delster! ^_^ Delet: Don't mention it. - -; (Rummages through her backpack and hands a doughnut to Teem.) Teem: (Takes the doughnut and nibbles on it.) Hmm... I wonder what Brock's doin' now, anyway? (The scene changes to Brock and Pikachu holding Misty's arms, trying to keep her from hitting Ash. Meowth is grabbing Ash's legs, trying to keep him from kicking Misty.) Misty: Ash you little jerk! I'll show you scrawny! Why I oughtta' beat the crud out of you!!! Ash: I'd like to see you try it! Meowth: Will youz two stop it? Geeze! Ya' fight more dan Jessie and James used ta! Brock: Yeah... I wonder what they're doing now... Pikachu: Pikachu, chu cha pikuchachu pikachu. {Probably doing something more fun than this.} > <; (The scene changes to Jessie and James, James is looking in his backpack and whining, Jessie is shaking her head.) James: I can't believe it! Teem could have left me a FEW doughnuts! Jessie: James, that's all you ever think about! James: No it isn't! I'm just hungryyyy!!! Jessie: (Rolls her eyes.) Uh huh... James: I'll bet Teem's eating all the doughnuts right now... (The scene changes to Delet and Teem both eating doughnuts.) Delet: Man, Brock is good at making those! Teem: Yeah! ^_^ We probably should have left a few for the others, though. (The scene changes, symbolizing passage in time and goes again to Teem and Delet, both looking worn out. Delet is walking slowly and collapses.) Teem: Delet! Are you alright, girl? Delet: I can't go on, Teem... I'm so tired. We've been going for days... Just go on without me... (Struggles to get up, but she falls down again.) Teem: I'm not going to leave you, Delet! You're my best friend! Here... (Picks her up.) NGH! > <; I'll... carry you... Delet: (Smiles.) You're my hero, Teem. (Kisses him.) Teem: Uh... th-thanks... (Blushes.) You're heavy, you know that? (Delet gives Teem an icy look.) (An hour or so later.) Teem: (Struggling onward.) I can't... go on, Delet... Delet: Come on, Teem! Sure you can! Teem: No... I can't... > <; (Drops Delet.) Delet: OW! Teem: (Collapses.) I've gone as far as possible... Delet: TEEM! Are you okay? Teem: I don't... (He looks up and realizes that Sabrina's gym is right in front of them now. He jumps up.) Come on! ^_^ Delet: Oh brother - -; (As Teem and Delet walk towards the gym, the camera pans a little bit to show Max and Sirius searching around the city.) Sirius: Well, Bry said that Teem and Delet would be coming here. Max: Then where are they, huh? Sirius: I don't know, stupid! Just shut up for a minute and let me think! (He holds up some binoculars and looks toward the gym.) Max: Who you callin' stupid, stupid? (He grabs Sirius by the collar and is about to hit him when Sirius brings his attention to the gym.) Sirius: MAX! LOOK! IT'S TEEM! Max: (He looks to the gym, squints, trying to see something, then grabs the binoculars, strangling Sirius in the process [the strap is still around his neck.]) Yeah, you're right. But where's Delet? And... ::blinkblink:: MY GOSH! WHO'S THAT GORGEOUS GIRL WITH HIM? Sirius: GIRL? WHERE? (Grabs the binoculars and looks at Teem and Delet.) Eeech... she's blue and she's got a tail... must be Teem's sister or something... Max: Who cares, man? She's one HOT mamma! Sirius: (Takes another look.) Yes, she IS quite a beautiful example of the female gender, isn't she? Max: DING DING DING DING DING! You've just won the Under- statement of the Year Award! What are you going to do next? Sirius: Steal Delet... and get a date with that chick! Max: HEY! NOT BEFORE I DO! (They both dash up and leap out in front of Teem and Delet just before reaching the gym.) Sirius: HAH! I got here first! I get first chance! Max: (Puts on his brass knuckles.) Just try me, bucko! Teem: Ehh... hi, guys, how did you know we were here? Max: Bry told us... Hey, cutey. (He winks at Delet, who makes a disgusted face.) Teem: I told the Author not to tell Bry what would happen! > <; That little sneak! (Growls under his breath.) Delet: What do you two want, anyway? Max: (Looks up from pounding Sirius.) Huh? Oh, whoops. (He leaps into a threatening pose and brandishes a knife at Teem.) You can GIVE US that Delet you've been keeping! Fair trade for your life, hmm? Sirius: Max, don't be so incredibly crass... we wouldn't want to upset the charming young lady. Delet: DON'T HURT MY TEEMY!!! (She kicks Max over and grabs the knife. Sirius tries terribly not to laugh.) Max: (Astonished, and seemingly angry.) No girl ever beats me! Teem: Wow! Good work, Delster... uh... but Max never uses those knives, you know. (At the sound of Delet's nickname, Max looks even more astonished, but not angry. More like someone who... well... someone who's just realized that he found a pokémon physically attractive.) Sirius: Forgive my comrade of his actions, young lady. (He holds Delet's free hand.) Suppose we could talk about it over lunch? What's your name by the way? As odd as Teem's nicknames are, I'm sure it's something beautiful... Del... Del... (He tries to get her to finish the name.) Delet: Delet. (She pulls her hand away from Sirius, kicks Max once more and walks angrily back to Teem.) Sirius: (His jaw drops.) Wha... ::blinkblink:: Max: Del... O o; Both: WE JUST HIT ON A POKéMON! AAAAAAAGH!!!! (They begin to spazz out over this fact for quite a while.) Teem: Geeze, you'd think it was some sick, disgusting act or something. Delet: Yeah, tell me about it. Sirius is kinda' cute though... but not as cute as you, Teemy! (She kisses his cheek.) Now come on! (She puts the knife in her pocket, grabs Teem's hand, and pulls him inside.) Teem: WHAAAGH!!! O o; (The door closes behind Teem and Delet and the camera scans over the outside of the gym.) Narrator: Can I be the narrator again? Author: Yeah. Narrator: Okay, ::ahem:: Teem has reached Saffron City and will try to begin training to be a better uh... what is he anyway? Author: Errr... he's half-Saiyan (Shrug.) Narrator: Uh huh, well, anyway, Teem's going to start training. Delet seems to be moving pretty quickly to win Teem's affections, and well, as for Max and Sirius, hehehe... Max and Sirius: (Still spazzing out.) WE JUST HIT ON A POKéMON!!! YEEEAARRRRRGH!!!! O o; The End