1. Glue the Skittles to the ceiling. Wait for glue to grow old.
Stand under Skittles with mouth open and catch them when they fall.
2. Shoot Skittles from a cannon. Run to approximate area of landing.
Open mouth. Catch Skittles.
3. Balance a Skittle on the end of your nose. Move head quickly.
Catch Skittle in mouth.
4. Float Skittles in Sprite. Drink Sprite.
5. Place Skittles on piano keys. Play chopsticks with your tongue.
6. Grind up Skittles and sprinkle on top of mashed potatoes.
7. Feed to pet fish. Eat fish.
8. Decorate clothing with Skittles. Annoy teachers by eating clothing
in class. (Anyone wanna look like a goat).
9. Melt Skittles. paint nails with melted Skittles. Bite nails.
10. Sew Skittles to socks. Next time you stick your foot in your
mouth it'll taste good.
11. Place Skittles on forehead. Consume through osmosis.
-By Cathryn O'Connor
-----------------------Additions by Sarah Thomas
12. Have Jill juggle 4 Skittles, 1 torch. Place head underneath Jill's
hands. Hope that Jill drops the right ones...
13. Invent tiny, fingernail sized drill. Drill hole in Skittle. Take
fine thread put through hole in Skittle. Hang Skittle from
ceiling. Jump and bite. Repeat process with all other Skittles in a
family-sized bag.
14. Put Skittles in barrel. Have nymphs come in and crush them by
dancing on them. Drink wine that flows from barrel. (Have i been
reading my mythology homework? Naaah.)
15. Go up to house coated in Skittles. Begin to eat. Then outsmart a
witch that is about to eat your sibling...
16. Take lasso, cutting horse. Urge horse to gallop. Throw lasso and
when the lasso is around bag of Skittles, pull tightly until rope is
firm. Leap off horse, Quickly immobilize Skittles and eat.
17. Take fork, stab Skittles vigorously. Lower your head to the table
and scoop up Skittles with your mouth. Look suspiciously at all around
you and glare.
18. Give the Skittles a choice between seeing "The English Patient" and
being eaten. The Skittles will invariably choose being chewed to death
rather than being BORED to death.
19. Eat one Skittle. (Well, it ISN'T a conventional way, no one can eat
just one)(or is that Lay's potato chips...)
20. Bounce Skittles off other people's heads and catch the Skittles in
your mouth.
21. Place Skittles on edible boomerang. Throw. Catch in mouth and
swallow. *Warning: Do not try this at home. If you are a professional
and can do these things, you are required by Universal Law of Common
Sense to have a friend who knows the Heimlich maneuver nearby. -This
message was brought to you by the Surgeon General Who Tries to Make
People Not Do Things Irreparably Stupid.*
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22. Raise one eyebrow, smile slightly and say, "here skittle skittle
skittle" in convenient bite-sized voice. Eat it. (the skittle, dolt,
not the voice)
23. Cut yourself open. send iv line of skittles in.
24. Chew skittles up. If anyone is around, open your mouth, point and
say "I'm tastin' the rainbow, man..."
25. Smoke skittles.
26. Make a bomb of melted skittles. throw it at someone. Lick the
residue off.
27. Stuff skittles in your ears. wait until they melt. when they do,
pull some out, say "ooh, this week it's cherry" and slurp noisily on it
in a fine restaurant.
28. eat a virtual skittle
29. eat an irradiated skittle and read by the glow of your hands.
30. play a drinking game, kind of like russian roulette, where you coat
one skittle with arsenic and play with a friend, taking turns eating the
bag until someone dies, then laugh at them and filltheir mouth with the
rest of the bag. then run.
**professional disclaimer: it's not my fault that you read awful things
into my writing. I only write random combinations of twenty-six
distinct characters. SO THERE**
-ET (da toitle)
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31. Melt red Skittles. Plaster over your forehead, and when people ask
you about it, say, "Is it bleeding again?" and then scrape some of it
onto your finger and lick your finger.
32. Take off the shell and sacrifice it to the gods. If you are not
smitten by the gods' wrath instantly, then eat the inside.
33. Use Chinese water torture on yourself, only with Skittles.
34. Chop off your hand, then every day thread together Skittles in a
hand shape, put it on your wrist stump and occasionally crunch on your
"hand" in public
35. Set an open bag of Skittles on the counter about 3 feet away from
you and see how many you can get into your mouth by inhaling REALLY
hard.
36. Draw two eyes above your bellybutton (if you want to get really
creative, you can draw a nose, mustache, zits, etc. as well) put Skittle
into the "mouth" (your bellybutton) and wait for it to eat the Skittle.
---<@---<@---<@---<@---<@--<@---<@---<@ Some MORE additions by et
37. Make a stinky cheese man. give him eyes of skittles, then plug nose
and eat.
38. repeat with a gingerbread man.
39. cross a skittles commercial with Herbal Essences Body Wash, then
bathe yourself in the downpour. Soap to taste. Remember gratuitous
noises.
40. Feed your cow skittles. Wait until a vampire bat bites her. shoot
bat. Salt to taste, eat bat. drink cow's milk (a skittlishous meal!)
41. Coat Nicoderm patch with Skittle residue. (the recommended way to
stop smoking skittles)
42. Shoot yourself with a skittle.
43. Shoot someone else with a skittle. Slurp wound.
44. Feed skittle juice to a hummingbird. Watch cat eat hummingbird.
Sacrifice cat to gods and drink cat's blood.
45. Decorate holly sprig with red skittles. Munch in public, then
faint.
(me)
---------------------------------Yes, there's more by Sarah Thomas
46. Stock river with Skittles. Fish for skittles (recomended bait is
M&M's, they are known to be attracted to each other.)
47. Put Skittles in high interest bank. ((If you put a billion Skittles
in at 10% interest, then take out a million Skittles each year, your
total will stay at 1 billion Skittles.)
48. Throw Skittles at mean, large, hulking man. You surely will get them
shoved down your throat.
49. Run up to the Great Skittle Tree. Shake vigorously!
50. Make dentures out of Skittles. Grind your "teeth".
51. Find someone who looks easily intimidated who has a bag of Skittles
in their hand. Make menacing facial gestures at them. While they drop
bag of Skittles and are walking hastily away, take Skittles and
voraciously devour them while growling at them.
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52. Next time you get brain surgery, ask the surgeon to fill all the
space with Skittles. Blow your nose often in the following weeks. Eat
whatever comes out.
53. mix: 2 cups water, a dash ammonia, a dash Skittles, 2 tsp. dirt, and
2 cups of dry ice in a bag. stir until frozen. form into a ball, sit it
into a pan. pretend like it is a colorful comet. lick vigorously. Sing
songs after tongue is amputated. (only alert and intelligent people in
1st period Universe at your Fingertips will get this one.)
54. Grind Skittles into fine powder. Sniff vigorously.
55. Buy Skittle underwear from Spencer's Gifts. Enjoy!
56. Make person out of Skittles. Go on plane destined to crash somewhere
in the alps. Don't let anyone but yourself eat it when you all begin to
starve. The rest of them will be blamed for cannibalism. you will
probably die from eating too much red #40.
57. Melt Skittles. Fill empty pen with them. Use to write with in all
classes. Lick notes with enthusiasm.
58. Place Skittles in blender. Turn it on. add curry powder. Tell your
mom to fix curry for dinner.Eat.
59. Carefully cut Skittles into staple shaped pieces. Acquire staple
gun. Load. have friend shoot them into your mouth.
60. Melt Skittles. form into pencil. while in class absentmindedly chew
on it.
61. Make an effigy of an enemy out of Skittles. Strategically sink your
teeth into it. Watch them writhe in agony. enjoy.
62. Make a horse out of Skittles. loudly proclaim "i'm so hungry i could
eat a horse!" Proceed to do so.
63. When someone is imitating that dorky guy on the poster in the
library, pour Skittles into their mouth.
64. When someone is trying to sigh loudly for a long time, use their
mouth as target practice.
65. Make small child out of Skittles. When he/she/it disobeys you, eat
another extremity.
66. Make bellybutton lint out of Skittles. dig it out, eat it, and
proclaim loudly "Yummmm! cotton candy!"
67. this also works with toe jam.
68. coat hair in skittles. Chew on the ends of your hair.
69. Make eraser out of Skittles. Chew on eraser.
70. Make ear out of Skittles. Attach to head. Try to chew on it (good
luck)
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71. Make one of those mazes with chutes that you put a marble down and
put a Skittle in it. put your mouth at the end (Actually, this was from
Ms. Marshall.)
72. Wait until it melts in your hand, not in your mouth. Lick.
73. Feed to cow. Milk the rainbow.
74. Attach Skittle to string. Wind string around Skittle. Do a "walk the
dog" then an "around the world" and finish with a toss into your mouth.
75. Put Skittle in the midst of some dry ice. Let it freeze onto dry
ice, then put dry ice in atmosphere. It should rain Skittles (like in
the commercial.)
76. Scrunch up and get into a pinata. Have people pelt the pinata with
Skittles until it breaks.
77. Train a retriever dog to always bring back Skittles. Take him into a
candy store and let him loose. Apologize profusely to the owner for
letting a dog into his fine establishment. Don't let him see the
Skittles in your dog's mouth.
78. Order a Skittle pizza from Domino's.
79. Say nothing but "skittleskittleskittleskittle" all day. see how many
people take pity and give you Skittles.
80. fill your crystal ball with Skittles. Tell all your customers "hmmm,
i see you have a sweet future..." (this only works for psychics...)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Additions by Shawna Jones
81. Slice skittles into pieces one picometer thick. Place on skin and
absorb.
82. Take two pieces of bread, some lettuce, some bologna, and some
skittles. Make a sandwich. Eat. (For an extra kick, add mustard.)
83. Thread skittles on a wire, to make a necklace.
84. Grind skittles to flour, mix with yeast and water, and let rise.
Bake yourself a skittle-loaf.
85. Form skittles into notepaper. Write note to friend. The evidence is
easily disposed of.
86. Melt skittles. Fill an empty toothpaste tube with the mixture.
Brush your teeth.
87. Melt skittles and mix with brown food coloring. Form into small
logs. Place on your front lawn. When people walk by, pick one up and
start to chew on it. Offer some to your neighbors.
88. Melt skittles and mix with your favorite lip gloss. Lick your lips.
89. Squish skittles into shapes resembling dead insects. Put them
around the house in strategic places. When someone walks into a
room, pick one up and say, "Ooh, this one's still alive!" Eat.
90. Melt skittles and mix with milk and corn starch. Pour over T-bone
steak as gravy. Enjoy.
91. Put skittles between the pages of a big, thick, musty old book.
Open the book 20 years later and enjoy.
92. Soak skittles in vodka. Eat. Sing french drinking songs.
93. Use skittles to neutralize hydrochloric acid. Drink.
94. Why bother chewing? Cut open your stomach and fill it with
skittles.
95. Mix skittles with latex paint. Paint your room. Go around licking
your walls.
96. Paint a skittle gray and tell people you found the gray M&M! Then
eat it. (Make sure the paint is not toxic.)
97. Plant skittles. When they don't grow, call the skittle company and
complain that the skittle seeds wouldn't grow. Sue the company for
faulty advertising.
98. Paint your vegetables with melted skittles. Eat in front of your
astonished parents.
99. Two words: Skittle bong.
100. Melt skittles. Mix with cheese. Have a fondue party.
!%$#&$#&$#&%$@*$@#&%#*$#*@*$*%$#&#*$#*^%$*@~these by Jean~%#@^#&$@*$#@
101. Slowly dangle Skittle back and forth and back and forth
tantalizingly in front of a friend's eyes. Gobble Skittle with a vicious
smirk.
102. Empty swimming pool. Fill with Skittles, use Skittles as resistance
and sustenance.
103. Use Skittles instead of that styrofoam stuff. Send yourself a yummy
package.
104. When it is raining Skittles because of #74, go driving in a
convertible with the top down.
105. Make a tiny slit in the bag of Skittles. Attempt to squeeze out the
Skittles using only your mouth.
106. Melt Skittles. Put on envelopes. Let dry, then lick to seal.
107. Melt Skittles. Add water. Fill squirt gun. Shoot into mouth.
108. Pick apart the red Skittles and the yellow Skittles. Melt both
piles (separately). Make the yellow Skittles into a flat shape. Use a
paintbrush dipped in the red Skittles and create a masterpiece. Then
devour.
109. Go to Crete. When going through the labyrinth, leave a trail of
Skittles. Eat while coming back out. (Sarah isn't the only one with
Mythology homework.)
110. Visualize a Skittle so hard that it appears.
111. Get sick. Between coughing and sniffling, convince your mom that
sugar is the magic cure for whatever it is you have. Get her to buy you
a big bag of Skittles, then pretend they're chewable pills.
112. Cover your teachers' boots with melted Skittles. Literally become a
boot-licker.
--<@--<@--<@--<@--<@--<@--<@ more by Sarah! (hahaha hahaha oboy, oboy)
113. Have Ms. Kelly's favorite riding ostrich eat 3 bags of Skittles.
Then eat Ms. Kelly's carpet.
114. Start talking about people with mohawks *AHEM sarah taylor* and
people will get so sick of you that they will give you Skittles so that
you will go away.
115. Put Skittles under your pillow. Sweet Dreams!
116. Make someone so mad that their face turns purple. Quickly clap your
hands over both their ears VERY hard and Skittles will come out of their
ears. (this is a popular rumor. i am dying to find out if it's true.)
117. Go to someone who has a mother that is "So fat that if she sat on
the rainbow, it would rain Skittles." Ask their mother to sit on a
rainbow.
118. Put this list up on a wall with your name on it. After you are
institutionalized, they give you free Skittles at Charter. (i know, i
lived there a LONG time!)
119. Marry the daughter of the owner of the Skittle company. Suck up to
Daddy.
120. Make a Skittle cookie. ME WANT COOKIE!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Additions By Melissa @-}-----
121. Put a Skittle in your belly button- wait for it to melt and pull the
melted Skittle out with your finger and enjoy.
122. Cover a chocolate bar with Skittles and bite down.
123. Put smashed Skittles in milk. Blend in a blender.
124. Put Skittles in peanut butter then put in the freezer.
125. Put Skittles in the microwave and melt. Serve over your favorite dish.
126. Put Skittles in broth and noodles. Skittle n Noodle soup.
127. Load Skittles into a gun. shoot Skittles up in the air and wait for
them to fall back down with your mouth open.
128. Feed Skittles to your pet fishes and serve them up.
129. Melt Skittles and inject into your body. (only for those who are into
the shooting up thing.)
130. Melt Skittles, put in a martini shaker, mix with whatever. (Skittlini
shaken, not stirred.)
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Additions by my mom
131. Put one bag of skittles in food processor; whirl for a least 10 minutes
on High. Blend the resulting multicolored puree into two containers of
day-old Cool Whip. Decorate the front of your shirt and any nearby
surface that inspires you, and seize the moment to slurp the entirety,
warbling cheerful reassurances about the virus you have contracted and
about your wish not to spread the illness around. They'll understand.
132. Make a stiff paste of pureed skittles (see above) and well-beaten egg
whites. Spread into flat sheets, allow to dry in sun for a week; remove
the fruit-loving insects trapped in matrix -- don't want no DNA in this
puppy -- and cut the Skittle leather into long brilliant strips. Tie
strips together to form long rope. Load one end of rope with intact
back of Skittles, launch it into the window of a high tower in a remote
castle. Climb the rope, hand over hand, eating the rope you have just
passed. Once in the window, arm wrestle the mutant beast for the bag.
Remember -- he's got those big black wings, you ain't got so much as a
Skittle.
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I got it to work again! Here are the additions from people who saw the page and
thought of more... these by Robert Flach.
133. Take one skittle and a very sharp knife. Cut skittle in half. Cut each
half in half. Continue until pieces are too small to cut. Place one piece
on tongue. Let melt. Continue with each piece, until all pieces are gone.
Take second skittle and a sharp knife. Repeat for entire bag.
134. Sort large bag of skittles by color. Eat the rainbow one color at a time.
135. See how many bags of skittles you can fit in your mouth at one time.
You are a skittlicious champion if you can do more than two.
136. Write out a rude message on the table in skittles. Eat your words.
137. Put bags of skittles in various clothes pockets when packing for a trip.
Forget you put them there. When you are out on a tour or something, remember
the skittles. Pull out of pocket and eat.
138. Melt skittles. Pour into Popsicle mold. Let harden in refrigerator. Have
a "rainbow pop", that won't melt.
139. Mix 1 family size bag of skittles, two packages of cool-whip, and 6 ounces
of melted chocolate, and use as a topping for: ice cream, cake, cookies,
broccoli, etc.
140. Grind up skittles in a coffee grinder. Use your "pepper" on any sweet
treat to make it even better.
141. Place one skittle on top of tongue, and one underneath tongue. See which
one melts first. Bonus points for not swallowing 'til both are dissolved.
142. Plant skittle in faerie's ring. Grow skittle tree. Free skittles for
life! Yeah!
