My friends and I created this next list also. They are the only ones who read this, so they are all probably thinking how stupid I am for not only mentioning that, but then babbling on about it for three lines. Oh well, I'm doing it anyhow. For those of you who have not seen this before, you may think that we're a little weird, or perverted, or that we have way too much time on our hands, but it was a lot of fun, and I hope you enjoy it. Here it is:
OK~ guys, I compiled all our answers. I didn't add anything new, but now you can erase your old copies, so maybe you won't use up your accounts so fast (a-HEM, Shawna). Read them over for nostalgia purposes. (Ahh, oh, what a time we had back in EARLY January....)
LOVE Y'ALL
~The Human(maybe...) Frizzball
Hey Sarah!!
I decided that I, being the superior being in the circle off ppl. This is going to, should give the RIGHT answers, for a pleasant change. Here they are.
Me (yes, Rosie, you fool. who else signs things "ME"?)
*GROAN* why are these people soooooo arrogant and all think that they have the correct answers. i don't even think I have the correct answers!
Srah -
Here are the (in)CORRECT answers. (Just remember, I am the brilliant, almighty one who is all powerful(Yes, I know the word is omnipotent, I just like using two words...))
-Sarah (scum of the universe) {and yes, a different person than Srah- who is really Sarah also, but will be called Srah to distinguish their names}
Srah- Hey! Here's my list of life's most mysterious questions. If you can answer any of them, please do.
1. What do boys REALLY do when girls aren't around?
#i dunno...
----->Boys are infinently stupid, dumb, naive, and uninformed. They try to sit and think, but get too exhausted, thus, the are found doing one of three things:Playing Nintendo, Watching TV, looking for porno on the internet, or sleeping or eating (Whoops that was 5.)
#And, who is infinitely stupid, who can't even count her own answers?!
==Don't forget girls that no matter how supid boys seem to be (and are) they are necessary for the continuation of human life. Man do I ever sound like a cheezy text book. (By the way, I've seen what guys do when they think girl's aren't around. Um....Pull my finger!)
~~~See, guys are stupid. Girls are just too wrapped up in more important matters to count correctly.
**Actually, it was recently found that girls could go on reproducing without guys. So......Who cares what they do, we can get rid of them if we want.
#OooOOo...kiiiiiillllll
2. Where does the one missing sock from each pair go?
#haven't you seen the new Hanes commercial?
----->The missing sock is taken by the god of the dryer as a sacrifice and spontaneously combusts in the little-thingy that catches the lint. (If you don't believe me, see page 289 of Edith Hamilton's mythology under the lesser known gods and goddesses of the modern home and hearth. Or, ask your mythology teacher.)
#Stupey, i asked, and Ms. Buchanan said that it is page 243!
==In anycase, anybody got 15 white socks they can lend me?
~~~I looked on p. 243. It's about "The House of Atreus." The real answer lies in the perverted poltergeist that lives in my room....
**Why don't you pair up 14 of those socks and steal one from a sister or close friend? Anyway, the socks are stolen and served by the kitchen at salem academy. Ever wonder what is in that mushy stew stuff? there's your answer.
#You can't borrow one from me, i'll tie your shoes together.
3. What's pink and fuzzy and has 15 legs?
#i dunno, but it's crawling up your neck...
----->Probably a morphed pink panther, or else whatever Mrs. Spencer keeps hidden in that ridiculous refrigerator.
#Now this, i agree with...
==Perhaps it's a mutant appendix...
~~~Um, hello-- it's one of those beanie babies that was eaten by the machines that made it.
**That thing that's wearing all of Catherine's missing socks.
#So THAT's why it tasted slightly funny...
4.Explain belly button lint.
#there's a tuffy, i dunno...
----->Belly button lint was an inspiration to invent cotton candy, kind of like a muse just waiting to happen.
#That is so disgusting that i have NO comment.
==Then where did the rainbow colors come from? Maybe you can use the lint to pay the troll under the toll bridge.
~~~The rainbow colors came from attempting to put Skittles in your bellybutton/mouth. You know, taste the rainbow...
**it's left over from when you shave i the bathtub and all the hair gets mushy and floats around, finally settling into your belly button, never to see the light of day again.
#Again, NO COMMENT!!!
5. What is the purpose of the appendix?
#to give you appendicitis and have your appendix removed and give you an excuse for eating ice cream (or is that tonsils...)
----->The appendix exists as an excuse to miss school, although it may just be left from when humans were more primitive, like birds.(Unless of course you refuse to believe in evolution, in which case, all bets are off.)
#I belieeeve love is the answer....
==Srah, have you been listening to Elton John again? :0
~~~Better Elton John than Hanson.
**So that we will never know the answer to one of life's most annoying questions. other than that, no reason for it.
#By the way, that is NOT Elton John!! it is Blessid Union of Souls!
6.Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
#I think the egg) chicken, definitely.
----->Seriously folks, Dinosaurs were here WAY before chickens. Definitely the egg.
#Shut up. you know that dinosaurs were God's failed experiment, then he created the chicken, followed quickly by the man. (We're still not sure who's the more intelligent...)
==Definitely the Chicken!
~~~I'd have to say that the gods created them both at the same time, but planted the idea in our heads that one must have come before the others because we're so much fun to torture.
**actually, I would say that it was the single cell bacteria floating around in primordial seas.
#And, who was talking about bacteria? There are 2 choices. 2 Choices, got it?. One, or the other...
7. Who's burried in grants tomb?
#wild guess, uhhh, Grant, maybe?
----->Oh, but no. You were once again fooled. Grant and his wife.
#She didn't ask ALL the people buried in Grant's tomb, so technically, my answer is correct (fool)
==What about Grant's cat, huh?
~~~Or his perverted poltergeist?
**wrong again. they were all dug up and stolen by the metropolitan museum of history.
#oh. well.
8. If a rooster layed an egg on the top of a roof, which way would the egg roll?
#Roosters don't lay too many eggs, but it would be dependent on the wind and angle of the roof, and crowd of watchers seeing the miraculous experience...
----->Finally, a good reasonable answer, of course you did forget the parts about the COREOLUS EFFECT!!!!!
#Oh, stop it, trying to impress us by citing things that are way over our heads. We all know you have an IQ of 1,000,000,000,000, so stick to things that us mere mortals can understand...
==The egg wouldn't roll if the rooster was in Arizona.
~~~No, but anywhere else it would go round and round in circles until it threw up the baby chicken inside, therefore, it would never go anywhere.
**what was a rooster doing on top of the roof?
#wasn't his wings supposed to be clipped?
9. If the monkey dressed in drag and wore a fruit hat, what would happen to the bullet?
#it would think the hat was so tacky that it would run and hide behind the hunter...
----->BULLET??!! I see no previous mention of a bullet. Answer D, Not enough previous info. (TRICK QUESTION)
#It's a physics thing. you wouldn't understand.
==I think the bullet would make a perfectly round hole in the grapefruit.
~~~I think that the banana would be so a-peel-ing that the bullet would go straight for it.
**I think the hunter would be so surprised that he would miss. and the monkey would be saved. Phew.
#Why are you taking up the monkey's side, huh? are you some type of Environmentalist?
10. How long can you laugh before your lungs implode?
#i hope longer than it takes to read this list...
----->Approximately 27 hours, 49 minutes, and 32.8 seconds, if you don't fall asleep first and depending upon your physical shape.
#No, my People have reseached it and our test subjects' lungs imploded after 30 hours...
==Actually, you'd probably pass out before you imploded.
~~~Mine imploded about 4 minutes ago, so that would make about 3 days.
**A long time. you would loose a lot of calories in the proccess, though.
#Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha* BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM
11. Who has a better personality, Ernie or Bert?
#oh, ernie, no doubt about it...
----->Ernie does, he is a night person, while Bert just wants to sleep(Notice when I was checking my email)
#Bert is either grumpy, out of it, or just a spoilsport all the time.
=Bert is definately more mature, but Ernie is WAY more fun.
~~~This time, I agree with you ALL.
**they aren't real folks. sorry to burst your bubble...
#But, but, they're REAL! aren't they?
12. Who is Elmo really?
#no comment, please.
----->this is top secret material...I couled tell you, but I'd have to kill you.
#Kill me. As if you would.
==Silly, Elmo's a muppet.
~~~Elmo is whoever he decides to be.
**He's oscar...In a good mood
#Oscar is green. Elmo is red. GET IT STRAIGHT!!
13. Who want cookie?:)
#ME!!!!!!!!!
----->Uh, duh, like Srah.(What an insult to our intelligence!!!)
#Wait a second, am I an insult, or is the question an insult...
==Neeeeext!
~~~No comment.
** I take the 5th
#Does this mean that everyone thinks i am an insult to their intelligence? *SOB* (sarah leans on Lorrie's shoulder and cries)
14. Am I insane, or just "creative"?
#oh, both.
---->All of us are nuts, crazy, bonkeers, etc. I mean, we live in an asylum, right?
#Well, yes, but some of us are more crazy than others (namely the accomplices of this stupey thing...)
==ME!
~~~I think that creativity is the more subdued sign that a person has a capacity for insanity. If you are very creative, you aren't as good at hiding your insanity. However, Sarah's right in that we are all insane. I KNOW I AM....
**Ummmmm...
#Don't worry Rosie, you're insane, too.
15. Do fish sleep?
#no.
----->Apparently not, I'll take your word for it
#Thank you.
==Yes fish sleep, but they have see through eyelids (There's a book on this somewhere).
~~~You know, I've never really paid attention to the sleeping habits of fish. The real question is, do they wonder if we sleep?
**If your fish looks asleep...He's dead.
#BOB! He's...DEAD!
16. Do you prefer guys with or without hairy chests?
#how about the ones lacking chests, huh? are you leaving them out?
----->Somehow I think my strange preferences are no ones business. But...I find mohawked chest hair soooo attractive (HA-J/K)
#NO COMMENT!
==As long as the guy wouldn't pass as a rug, a little hair's ok.
~~~As attractive as a mohawk sounds, I'd have to go for the hairless ones. Or the chestless ones. As long as they aren't ribless....
** take a wild guess
#ummmmm....hairy!
17. If I keep on writing, will I pass my Driver's Ed class?
#mmmmm… i'd have to say yes.
---->Of course, Look at all the idiots on the road as it is. They passed, didn't they? And look, I passed.
#Wait, didn't you just repeat yourself?
==And guess what, I PASSED!!!
~~~Yea for passing. I guess both Sarahs were right.
** Apparently so.
#Yup.
Oh, and don't ask why I asked all these questions that I could answer. I guess it just makes such interesting conversations! Thax 1,000,000 for being so patient with this tee hee.Keeping the last question in mind, I'll sign off. Bye!
Cat
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Questions done by Cathryn (Scribblescat@hotmail.com), answers done by an unidentifiable (try typing that 3 times fast) piece of blue fluff, heard faintly by observers to be saying, "hahaha hahaha oboyoboy", second answers done by the Dork Queen herself, Sarah.
Witty and intelligent comments on the second answers by...Did you hear someone say, "Oboy, oboy" More comments done by Cathryn! Even more comments by the talking, walking, occasionally breathing frizzball, Jean.The correct answers were added by Rosie. who else is so smart? The long-suffering, ever-offended Sarah (monsta) wrote the last
comments on Rosie's arrogant answers. Luv y'all-*ME WANT COOKIE*
OKAY, guys...
enough with the questions and answers. This is beginning to give me a headache. But i'll add more, for your reading pleasure.
Shawna, my dad and I thought of some more questions that we couldn't answer, and so we thought we'd ask you.
1. Why do popcorn cakes look and taste like styrofoam?
#Because (duh) they ARE styrofoam!
~~~Oh, but they're not! Or at least, the companies say that they aren't....
#companies lie, dear...
==Um... okay dears, plain popcorn, or rice, tastes like carboard, too. Well at least until you add butter, or cheez, or.......
#Not with the texture of cardboard. Rice is crunchy and popcorn is chewy. Cardboard is gross...
*BUT they're the consistancy of styrofoam, which, while not being scrumdiddlylicious, does pack a good crunch. (just snap one and imagine. Don't try it.)
@@@Duh! It's a conspiracy because all of that pollution was getting out from the styrofoam that they needed some way to tell the populus that they were dealing with it, they just didn't say that we were actually acting as human trash cans for o-zone-damaging chemicals.
2. Why are there warnings on tubes of Preparation H that say,"do not ingest?" Do they actually think we'd ingest the stuff?
#Some people...you just don't know about them...
~~~All I have to say is, ewwww!
#That's the way it goes...
==they put that lable on there so you know too keep it on a shelf faaaar away from kids, dogs, cats, your roommate who mistakes the bathroom for the kitchen, etc.
#Oh, no! i left my roommate and the Preparation H in the same room! (ok, so i don't have a roommate. it was funny, wasn't it?)
*If you did not know what Preparation H was for, i.e. never seeing commercials, etc., you may mistake it for a tube of toothpaste.
@@@C'mon - there are such people as little kids!! Then again, most of them can't read anyway, so I'm baffled.
3. Why is a chickpea called a chickpea when it is neither a chick nor a pea?
#Maybe someone was thinking about their girlfriend (their chickie-baby) and were eating peas while discovering that the chickpea is edible.
~~~It is very obvious from this answer that Sarah has a very active imagination. However, I doubt it. I like the concept of a chickie-baby though. Maybe a baby chicken was eating peas when the discoverer of chickpeas made the great discovery.
#Thanks for the compliment, i appreciate it!
==maybe the person who named it was not a food science major and really thought it was a pea and called it a chick pea because it is the color of a very baby chick's fluff?
#i still like the chickie-baby idea...
*it has to do with the appropriate gum after a meal with chickpeas, of course, chiclets
@@@Somebody liked the word so much they decided they'd name something after it?
4. Why is a waffle iron called a waffle iron when it just makes the waffle more bumpy?
#Because, wild guess, it's made of iron?
~~~Mine isn't. Why isn't it called a waffle plastic-type substance then?
#The first one, maybe, was made of iron?
==or because the waffle iron uses heat and pressure to shape something just like an iron. Irons don't always make things flat (Have you ever ironed over a crease and just made it worse). Hmmmm, I think I'm getting just a bit too serious here.
#why don't they spell it iyern or iorn, like the way it sounds?
*That would be way too easy. What else would they give to second and third graders for spelling lists?
@@@Anne didn't seem to have a comment here.
5. Why do critics call a movie released 10 days into the year, "the best movie of the year" ?
#Because they're psychic (or psycho)
~~~Hmmmm... Maybe... it would certainly explain why critics are so pessimistic about most movies.
#But then after they are pessimistic, they change their minds after they have seen the movie. Hmmm.....
== 'Course if it's the only movie of the year, it has to be the best.
#but it's also the worst, too...
*They're just trying to be optimistic.
@@@All critics are eeeeeediots! Especially - for those Journal people out there - Roger Moore!!
6.What is at the end of space?
#Space is curved into a circle. it doesn't have an end.
~~~Circles have ends. What is past the circumference?
#ok, the end of space, so i was wrong.
==maybe our "space" is a grain of sand on a beach in another universe. Well we can dream.
#That makes me feel so LITTLE!!
*That's because you are!!!! (sorry, I haven't gotten over the 5'4" thing yet.
@@@McDonald's - "To infinity and beyond!" They've already taken over the world.
7. Why did God decide to give us ten fingers? Why not 11, or 9?
#We were created in His image, and he obviously didn't have 9 fingers, or 11...
~~~This answer makes sense.
#Thanks.
==Besides, if we had 9 fingers, our gloves wouldn't be interchangeable anymore.
#But then we would know which glove was for which hand. i still get those mixed up sometimes...
*Some people are born with different numbers of fingers.
@@@So we could count - that's why our number system is based on the number ten - the Mayans on 20 because they didn't wear socks.
8. What happened before time began?
#Ummmm….time ended. like space, it runs in a circle. (like a confused jogger)
~~~If time ended, and it runs in a circle, why was your answer to number 6 that circles are endless?
#i was wrong, ok! but the end is right next to the beginning...
==Before time began, God had a LOT of time for recreational activities.
#He especially likes badminton.
*Space-Time is a continuum. Effectively, time never began and will never end, because those two events require time to measure.
@@@People just sat around and stared at each other.
9. Why did the chicken cross the road?
#(I won't say it, I won't say it) So that the Roadkill Cafe could serve up something decent, for once.
~~~Ewwww! No, as a vegetarian I am morally opposed to this answer, despite the fact that it is illogical. Chickens are not searching to die. It is actually because the chicken's limited intelligence caused it to ingest a powerful magnet, which, in return, attracted it to the other side of the road, where lies an enormous magnet.
#I would rather have a quick death than starving to death because i couldn't get to food because i was attached to a giant magnet! i thought vegetarians were supposed to be sensitive towards animals!
==It crossed the road because there was no fence and it was curious. Or maybe there was a really good looking rooster over there!)
#"you can come roost in my henhouse anytime, baby."
*Chickens are stupid. and they smell bad. But they taste good. Cooked properly.
@@@Don't analyze the chicken!! He has a perfect right to cross the road!!
10. If a plane crashed right on the border between Mexico and the United States, where would they bury the survivors?
#Too little information. Where were the survivors when they died?
~~~Actually, they were buried right on the border. A group of sickos came by and decided it would be fun to bury them alive. Don't you ever watch USA's TV movies?
#i think i will take your answer from #2, and say EWWWWWW!!!!
==UMMM, y'all need to get a hobby. Wait, this is our hobby :)
#you be dissin' our hobby, huh? you wanna take this outside?
*no comment, but, to make life easier on the eyesore, please remember the spaces between questions.
@@@Thank you for insulting my intelligence.
11. Which were cooler, the Fraggles or the Smurfs?
#FRAGGLES!!!!
~~~YES!! An answer I agree with wholeheartedly!
#fraggles da bomb diggety.
==Besides, the Fraggles are way more colorful. how would you like to hang out with a bunch of critters that looked like overgrown blueberries.
#mmmmmm...tasty
*But you must admit, the villains in the Smurfs were much cooler than the sheepdog thing. And the Smurfs always entertained by being so goddam stupid.
@@@SMURFS RULES!!!!! Come on, there's that Gargomel guy with the cat, the mushroom houses, the cool theme music - la, la, la-la. Here's Melissa:Whatever moron smurfs are LOSERS walking the path on the way to loserville. Fraggles RULE!!!!!!!!
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