Calvin and Hobbes Quotes

I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone's expectations.

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.

If something is so complicated that you can't explain it in 10 seconds, then it's probably not worth knowing anyway.

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

A good compromise leaves everybody mad.

Idiocy is the essence of the male mind.

I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track.

It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept.

I've decided to become a fatalist.

People pay more attention to you when they think you're up to something.

I've got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.

You can present the material, but you can't make me care.

It is man's indomitable nature to scare himself silly for no good reason!